Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 19, 2024 at 2:57 AM

Maybe you aren't. I, on the other hand, am intrigued by the possibility of shuffling the deck and then revealing the order for every action, to make the first D80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000 based game.
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chaoticArbiter · Feb 19, 2024 at 6:36 AM

I think the important question to be asked here is 'how afraid of your toothbrush do you want to be'
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 19, 2024 at 9:59 PM

#Of course you have pronouns and a huge orange rhinoceros
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 20, 2024 at 5:38 AM

The average Sith Lord starts 10 criminal empires factoid actually a statistical error. The average Sith Lord starts 0 crime empires. Darth Maul, who lives in a cave on robot legs and starts 1000 crime empires a year, is an outlier and should not have been counted. (edited)
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chaoticArbiter · Feb 21, 2024 at 1:58 AM

I have Dropbox, that's technically a form of version control
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 21, 2024 at 12:00 PM

Well, Socialist Atlantean Pyramids is at least relatively harmless compared to other rabbit holes he could have fell into.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 21, 2024 at 4:14 PM

Can any Americans in the audience confirm that they are marble-skinned nuclear androids that reproduce asexually by assimilating immigrants with Da Vinci's Jinnpsychological nanobots?
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Loq · Feb 21, 2024 at 4:51 PM

You should not be wearing a frickin' corpse as a hat!
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chaoticArbiter · Feb 21, 2024 at 11:32 PM

that's what you wanna hear from your cybersecurity professionals, right? "I have no idea where the attack came from and never will because I deleted all the evidence, but it's totally handled, don't worry"
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rats · Feb 22, 2024 at 10:23 AM

luna [my cat] is a bowling ball made of glass
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 22, 2024 at 10:41 AM

I said:

“It’s really very simple. To be an effective government official, you must be a fucking nerd. However, to be elected to high office, the normies must be able to miss the telltale warning signs enough to believe you are also a normie, so that they would rather get a beer with you than with George W. Bush. Therefore, [character] does not know what a furry is. However, he has lost a heated argument about Silmarillion trivia to Stephen Colbert on live television.”

Some random person who made a shitpost in like 2019: “Who are you and why am I tied to a chair”

“Don’t worry about it.”
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Loq · Feb 22, 2024 at 3:19 PM

gonna put this conversation on hold for a minute because I want this guy's bones
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Lazarae · Feb 22, 2024 at 5:15 PM

"Are these illicit cat ears?" and other questions my players force me to ask
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 23, 2024 at 8:17 AM

I have been fraudulently subscribed to ham.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 23, 2024 at 2:48 PM

It sounds better for an anime about space pirates in a retro-futurist setting, but this is not one of those.

Which sucks because I'd watch the shit out of a communist space pirate anime.
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rigel · Feb 23, 2024 at 9:26 PM

IF IT'S NOT SEA MONKEYS IT'S BOY HOLE
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TheOwlet · Feb 24, 2024 at 3:19 PM

@artistformerlyknownasdave

'i think i have "looks at cadavers" as a stat booster
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ScarletKilometers · Feb 25, 2024 at 7:19 AM

He looks like the "netflix midquel miniseries where they had to recast him bc the original actor died 8 years ago and the new guy was chosen primarily based on his ability to do the accent rather than because he particularly looks like the old guy" version of himself. HE HAS A RESPECTABLE HAIRSTYLE. WHY.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 25, 2024 at 5:29 PM

I'm stunned that Tom ever had a problem with rollercoasters, when he was willing to fly up to 1000ft on scaffolding with an engine fixed to it via a big bike chain.
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Loq · Feb 26, 2024 at 6:35 PM

by right of conquest, you acquired a small business?
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

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chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

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LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

Lazarae The tide pod of art

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

rigel in a line of late afternoon sun

TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

ScarletKilometers Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

rats 21 Bright Forge Shatters The Void

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

Lazarae The tide pod of art

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

rigel in a line of late afternoon sun

TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

ScarletKilometers Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

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