Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

"YOU’RE EVIL. YOU’RE AMAZING. I HOPE YOU DIE. I HOPE YOU WRITE THE BIBLE IN YOUR NEXT LIFE."

 

"“Okay! Okay. So like- look, we can get you jail time, but we like, have to have a reason first? So, uh, questions!” Bdubs protested, flailing his arms, “Questions, man! Just- shut up! Unless you’re answering questions, then don’t shut up.”

Cleo buried her face in her hands.

“This tape is going to get played in full at the inquest. Oh my fucking god.” Cleo groaned."

 

"anyway the fact that they have landed on a runway that does not exist i'm sure has no consequences whatsoever"

 

"Oh also Columbus died because the ocean was bigger."

"everyone's hoping that this doesn't result in war with the guardians AGAIN, please, we just stopped the last one with the Antartic Empire, actually technically it's still in a truce because Emperor Technoblade is just getting released from jail after his kangaroo court trial where is he actually he isn't showing up - oh no he was On The Train"

 

"an Irish and/or Goblin woman out in the desert squinting suspiciously at some unactivated warhead and writing something down on a clipboard"

 

Out of context this looks like a woman being confronted with her intense fear of clouds.