Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Loq · Sep 13, 2024 at 4:14 PM

i would love to know from a judge 1) if a players gender is hidden information (and, if so, what zone (if any) its in), 2) if coming out is a special action (similar to taking off your pants to dodge denimwalk) that doesnt use the stack, cannot be responded to (can you fucking imagine getting countered on that?), and can be done whenever the player has priority
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keltena · Sep 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM

Relatedly,

Players must confirm a gender before the game. Your gender starts in the Command Zone and can't normally be interacted with. If you need to change your gender during the game, you may do so by paying {2}.
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 14, 2024 at 5:02 AM

were i a better game designer, Flying Circus would be a stack of plain 12pt text on white paper filled with equations, variables, and purely mechanistic if-than statements, and by the act of reading them every reader would see 1d10 gay catgirls smoking cigarettes without a single descriptive noun being used, and also would get vertigo as they were involuntarily mentally transported to the skies over france in 1915
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 14, 2024 at 6:11 AM

If you asked the vast majority of game writers “are you a socialist?” They would say “how did you get inside my house”
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chaoticArbiter · Sep 15, 2024 at 4:05 AM

can I interest you in the good word of Social Media Discourse?
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 15, 2024 at 7:02 AM

Blather is always on the cards. In my ongoing WFRP game that I run for my friends [NAME REDACTED] once employed the blather talent to stunlock a chaos warrior for a bit by being so unfathomably racist that even the champion of the dark gods was like "now hold on there..."
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 16, 2024 at 1:34 PM

don't you hate it when witches from the future show up and ruin all your your gritty realpolitik schemes
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 16, 2024 at 9:41 PM

"Here we have the face. If you go in there you die. We will continue your tour to the fog wall."
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 16, 2024 at 9:47 PM

I love this video. Every D&D session should have a reality TV confessional in the corner where you can wander over to complain and comment in full view of the DM and other players
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NevermorePoe · Sep 16, 2024 at 11:01 PM

"I've come to the conclusion that there is a feet stealing gremlin living in the house."
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Wormwitch · Sep 17, 2024 at 2:21 PM

Cave men are one twinkie away from working a 9-5.

Loq · Sep 18, 2024 at 4:15 PM

First of all, don't you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.
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chaoticArbiter · Sep 18, 2024 at 4:58 PM

I am a single issue voter and that issue is sharks
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Deresto · Sep 18, 2024 at 10:39 PM

From what I hear, this is just how you're supposed to consume Naruto media. As in: You're not.
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 20, 2024 at 12:53 AM

cranking a REGULAR hog can already be a shoulder and arms workout, now imagine you're responsible for a meter of meat
it's a physically exhausting concept no matter what you're doing, is what I'm saying
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 20, 2024 at 9:39 PM

the form of balloon gas is particularly favored by God.
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 21, 2024 at 11:02 AM

It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.
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chaoticArbiter · Sep 22, 2024 at 1:28 AM

main reason to never stop your car for a stranger: what if they're a ghost
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Loq · Sep 23, 2024

fungal rusts aren't doing alternation of generations they're doing violence
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this is a secret most car manufacturers don’t want you to know, but you can actually observe buttons with only your eyes. Touching them with your nose is not required in most newer models.
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chaoticArbiter · Sep 23, 2024 at 5:50 PM

you dare come into my house and speak of strategy to me??
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

NevermorePoe Nevermore

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

Deresto Wumbologist

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

NevermorePoe Nevermore

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

Deresto Wumbologist

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

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