Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

"Personally, I'm Team Dead Fish Empaths, but this is DEEPLY hilarious."

 

Prohibition mayonnaise was not on my 2025 Bingo card

 

"Gerbils are too small to contain stats."

"should they for some reason find themselves on the planet Neptune, then by god they'll be able to calculate their social status with whomever they might find there!"

"I’m going for Calming Egg, Long Laser, Second Heart, Healing Bone, and Speedy Knife."

 

"Uppercase “I”, your car doesn’t fly. Lowercase “i”, podcast in the sky"

"Queen Anne's lace annihilates negative Queen Anne's lace."

"I feel like a robot's trying to mug me. Like, a robot's trying to hypnotize me to go to sleep so it can mug my data."

"The atomic red carrot has slim roots that travel forward through time."

"I really like that you've immediately gone to, like, the car has achieved sentience."

 

I would buy an Obama basketball.

 

"Did you just call a supernova a rug?"

 

Spoiler: underage(?) art mention