Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

"revealed that the culprit was not only a duck, but likely a repeat offender, local authorities said."

 

#the extreme version of 'i took the faulty thing into the shop and it started working' but with concussion and physics

 

"every day i think about the angry deer dimension"

"so my ship threw a temper tantrum and climbed a tree"











"#gif set may contain information on how to break the fabric of space time #do not try this at home"

 

"and throwing a bag labelled QUOOM RETREVIAL BAG in Gabbro's handwriting over her head."

 

"Never do this again. Only use black seal vax on your death, and even then, still write the address yourself!"