Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

ChelG · Mar 19, 2022 at 11:22 AM

"Cool, I'm glad you kids learned something. I'm firing my entire staff for letting you kidnap your classmates."
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Acey · Mar 19, 2022 at 12:22 PM

"I WISH brother died <3 was an option here"

ChelG · Mar 19, 2022 at 1:12 PM

33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 19, 2022 at 2:15 PM

So the optimal farming strategy is sexual harassment?
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 19, 2022 at 3:46 PM

Oh yes... A wizard, are we? Come to the Lands of the Elves for the Waystone project, hmm?
Of course you have. No shame in it.
Unfortunately for you, however, you are catless.
Without guidance, without the strength of purrs, and without an invitation to the scratching of the ears...
You are fated, it seems, to die in loneliness.
Luckily for you, however, there is one shining ray of hope for even the catless.
Me. Mathilde. Take care to listen.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 19, 2022 at 6:26 PM

As a reminder: pissing in the street doesn’t get better if the person pissing in the street shouts at the top of their lungs that they are, indeed, pissing in the fucking street.
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budgie · Mar 19, 2022 at 9:38 PM

"I love their little weird tongues. Parrots, not Ptolemies"

BaseDeltaZero · Mar 20, 2022 at 12:17 AM

Clarification: The optimal farming strategy is to sexually harass a battleship.
... some people really are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
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LadyNighteyes · Mar 20, 2022 at 2:28 PM

as a person from the US who feels guilty for taking my own days off, i am here to say that being stuck in a late-stage capitalism hellscape where you are running endlessly on a hamster wheel trying to pay rent and your intolerably large student debt and medical bills is NOT an excuse for having bad takes about french teenage cartoon characters
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ChelG · Mar 20, 2022 at 2:32 PM

"The boss woke up from his mid-morning bottle of Scotch and wants to meet you. Just try to maintain eye contact and don't look lower than his neck. It's Pantsless Tuesday in his office."
"That's insane! Today is Monday."
"That's your concern?"
"If I'm gonna be miserable, I want my misery to make sense."
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 20, 2022 at 7:13 PM

'Really, this musclebaby is not powerful - at all. Rather, he's clinging to a sense of power that has already escaped him. This bee ... is cucking him.'
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budgie · Mar 20, 2022 at 10:57 PM

"This is a deeply horny room of anthropomorphic dinosaur puppets."

ChelG · Mar 21, 2022 at 8:11 AM

Protip: When attempting to make effective propaganda, having your arch enemy appear as a wolf with glowing eyes, sinister voice and his own laser techno-plane while having your troops look like effeminate squirrels and ducks that constantly cry is not a good idea.
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ChelG · Mar 21, 2022 at 10:04 AM

He’s the best teacher these kids have ever had, and their best chance at making something of their lives. Unfortunately, he’s also an evil tentacle monster, and they need to kill him before he blows up the planet.

I did say that this is the most Japanese thing I’ve ever read.
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ChelG · Mar 21, 2022 at 7:15 PM

"See, this is what happens when you don't wash the Pope."
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 21, 2022 at 8:25 PM

Wait, since when does cricket have reactive fucking armor? I thought it was like, boring British shit with exactly zero military grade hardware.
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ChelG · Mar 21, 2022 at 10:06 PM

"Also, he will die if he accidentally learns French, so be careful."
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LadyNighteyes · Mar 22, 2022 at 7:46 AM

If you have cultivated such a reputation for wanting to fuck Richard Nixon that anyone who knows you would automatically assume someone on an anonymous forum talking about the fuckability of the thirty seventh president of the United States of America is you then I feel like that's your fault?
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ChelG · Mar 22, 2022 at 5:02 PM

He actually thinks to himself that it does not matter if the ship is seaworthy or not, which would seem to be inviting disaster for a man currently at sea on this particular vessel, but alas, it does not appear that this will be an issue after all.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 22, 2022 at 7:29 PM

an internal corporate email chain getting a DMCA strike is the kind of horrific but boring dystopia I come to know and love about this setting
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