Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

ChelG · Apr 6, 2022 at 5:10 PM

"I can influence American presidential elections but I have no power over Eurovision."
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budgie · Apr 6, 2022 at 7:54 PM

They're the ricotta but he's the cheesecloth they pass through.
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LadyNighteyes · Apr 7, 2022 at 5:43 PM

Also I think the reason the post-apocalyptic dino future has great conditioner is they make it from dinosaur feathers which is why the dinosaur on the cover doesn't have any and why it looks so mad
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budgie · Apr 7, 2022 at 7:17 PM

"That's what you need to do when a warlock gets too unruly; turn them into an mp3."

ChelG · Apr 7, 2022 at 9:19 PM

That or she was dating the devil, but that seems like the kind of thing you'd brag about.
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ChelG · Apr 8, 2022

If you click on a story called: "[insert canon character here] Is A Mind Broken Rimjob Slave" and then get upset that it doesn't aspire to the level of storytelling in the original media, I'm not sure what to do for you.
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LadyNighteyes · Apr 8, 2022 at 6:03 PM

wait, did they NFT his wife!?
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Wingyl · Apr 8, 2022 at 11:45 PM

"Hurray people hate me! They really hate me!"

ChelG · Apr 9, 2022 at 9:33 AM

Are there women in history who have felt the need to duck into a bathroom to avoid men's attention? Sure, and I'm sure it worked, but that's not what bathrooms are for. Bathrooms are not public panic rooms. Bathrooms are for pooping.
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ChelG · Apr 9, 2022 at 11:50 AM

Now, I’m pretty low on f***s to give on a good day due to a congenital malformation of my f*** gland, but today I am completely out. My f***s are so low that they are in danger of collapsing in on themselves and creating a stable negative-f*** event that Stephen Hawking could only dream about. A f***ularity, if you will.
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Wormwitch · Apr 9, 2022 at 7:30 PM

“Tiny people can have guns.”

LadyNighteyes · Apr 9, 2022 at 10:31 PM

You came to the cringe website of your own knowing volition. That's like taking psychic damage from seeing sand on the beach.
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LadyNighteyes · Apr 9, 2022 at 10:32 PM

I'm going to use "The furry is both correct and based" attributed to "Random libertarian on Tumblr" as a promotional blurb on my next book
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LadyNighteyes · Apr 9, 2022 at 10:53 PM

[12:14 PM] Rin: My skeleton is held together with chewing gum and prayers
[12:15 PM] Rin: And while I'm not out of chewing gum, the supplies aren't looking great
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ChelG · Apr 10, 2022 at 12:35 PM

"... so what was your dad saying about dicks?"
"I don't know. He locked himself in the bathroom and yelled at a picture of the prime minister for two hours."
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ChelG · Apr 10, 2022 at 4:55 PM

"What makes this lube different from non-Satanic lube?"
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Wormwitch · Apr 10, 2022 at 6:08 PM

I'm going to pirate an entire fucking ecosystem and you can't stop me

BaseDeltaZero · Apr 11, 2022 at 3:17 AM

Also, little known fact about metal: It cures old.
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Wormwitch · Apr 11, 2022 at 3:38 AM

Professor talking about mushrooms like he's recounting deeply complicated Elden Ring lore.

LadyNighteyes · Apr 11, 2022 at 9:13 AM

#Citrus would cross pollinate with a brick#If only it could figure out how
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budgie not actually a bird

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budgie not actually a bird

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Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

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budgie not actually a bird

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budgie not actually a bird

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Wingyl Allegedly Magic

ChelG Well-Known Member

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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