Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

ChelG · Apr 20, 2022 at 12:17 PM

So I imagine one player using a baby as a missile weapon, and the target getting that result in defending himself. And the players ending up in a fist fight over who much damage is done to the baby (probably because dead babies sell for less at the pawn shop than live ones).
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 20, 2022 at 9:04 PM

There's something very funny about someone implying trans people will never 'pass'. Then one sentence later, suggesting Vladimir Putin might be trans.
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 20, 2022 at 9:04 PM

We’ve only had Box-chan for two days and if anything happened to her, we would revolt everywhere and burn their fucking system to the ground! (disclaimer: we would also do so if nothing happened to her)
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budgie · Apr 21, 2022 at 9:11 AM

Naruto understands Darwinism better than you.
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budgie · Apr 21, 2022 at 10:21 AM

"They don't tell you that this is Dune Part One."
"The next movie is called Also Dune."
"Dune It Again."
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 21, 2022 at 2:50 PM

You ever watch a movie about a 13 year old girl dealing with the sudden manifestation of her inherited ability to turn into a red panda when she gets emotional and you think... why isn't this about 9/11?
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Loq · Apr 21, 2022 at 4:46 PM

We could even talk about alternatives to sleep, like periods of restful awareness or crack cocaine.
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Wingyl · Apr 21, 2022 at 7:49 PM

"Can confirm that this would absolutely work. Nothing is more incentivizing than a free bucket.

I can already feel the deep seated need to stand in a line and spread the revolution for the sake of getting one."

Wormwitch · Apr 22, 2022

I'm glad this bag of chips is playing football.

Thank you Satan for becoming a member of microwave society.

HonestlyVan · Apr 22, 2022 at 11:38 AM

Tom MacDonald is like the hip hop game Ian Miles Cheong, and Ian Miles Cheong is like the politics game Keemstar, and Keemstar is like the Youtube game Tim Allen, and Tim Allen is like the movie game Dick Cheney, if that answers any questions.
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 23, 2022 at 11:41 AM

The gently caress just happened

Was I denied a Maid

Did a Maid out-bushido Not-Japan
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Wormwitch · Apr 23, 2022 at 11:57 AM

In the future, humor will be randomly generated.

BaseDeltaZero · Apr 23, 2022 at 12:21 PM

To be fair, that's not saying much. Goku is smarter and a better parent, and two of his defining traits are "Idiot" and "bad father".
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 23, 2022 at 1:00 PM

ah, so the bot has read homestuck
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 23, 2022 at 1:08 PM

Sleep to see the sun. The sun is incredible. Like a big dad. If you were so alive...
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budgie · Apr 23, 2022 at 7:53 PM

"I fail to see why prison is not in this case a toy."

Wormwitch · Apr 23, 2022 at 10:09 PM

“wiggly eyes contains wiggly eyes”

ChelG · Apr 24, 2022 at 9:20 AM

His girlfriend almost left him when he made the bold request
For some value-added hands-on top-down sex before they dressed.
His mother on her birthday was appalled to get a card
Professing end-to-end robust emotivised regards,
And no one twigged he'd got a raise on hearing Phillip say
"I've levelled up the monetising function of my pay."
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Wormwitch · Apr 24, 2022 at 11:00 AM

follow us on twitch or I'll turn you into a fish with human teeth

ChelG · Apr 24, 2022 at 8:37 PM

"A friskergibblin is a creature that looks, sounds, and acts exactly like a small child, but is not a human and does not possess the legal rights of personhood."
"Oh. Throw every single friskergibblin into the sun at your earliest convenience, please."
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

ChelG Well-Known Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

budgie not actually a bird

budgie not actually a bird

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

HonestlyVan a very funny person who never tells jokes

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

budgie not actually a bird

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

ChelG Well-Known Member

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

ChelG Well-Known Member

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

ChelG Well-Known Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

budgie not actually a bird

budgie not actually a bird

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

HonestlyVan a very funny person who never tells jokes

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

budgie not actually a bird

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

ChelG Well-Known Member

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

ChelG Well-Known Member

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