Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

budgie · May 20, 2022 at 11:56 AM

Elves are like fruit flies except the opposite.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 20, 2022 at 1:21 PM

*interring. Interning is something completely different, although I understand interns often wish they were dead.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 21, 2022 at 10:32 AM

Axiom 1: Peterson thinks the foundation of all knowledge originates from the bible.
Axiom 2: at no point does the Christian bible mention toilet paper.
Conclusion: Jordan Peterson doesn't know what toilet paper is, let alone how to use it.
This conclusion is absolutely incontrovertible, because I use words like axiom and incontrovertible.
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ChelG · May 21, 2022 at 3:19 PM

Misogyny plus “I can’t imagine that other people’s experiences are different from mine”. Two terrible tastes that taste worse together!
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LadyNighteyes · May 21, 2022 at 4:35 PM

[9:52 PM] LadyNighteyes: As much as we can assume anything I think we just kind of have to assume that sometimes people just wake up one day with a personality transplant and the ability to turn people's organs inside out.
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ChelG · May 21, 2022 at 9:42 PM

YggiDee said: ↑

Mad respect to everyone writing Final Fantasy XIV fic, it's a very difficult job when the nameless protagonist can be anywhere between two and seven feet tall.
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ChelG · May 22, 2022 at 10:18 AM

I think he made the mistake that just because a plan is complicated (or, in this case, just has multiple steps) that doesn't actually make it good.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 22, 2022 at 10:47 AM

The Trojan War happened exactly as depicted in the texts of Homer and Virgil.
Source: I am a descendant of Aeneas and hack into my biological memory Assassin's Creed style.
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Wormwitch · May 22, 2022 at 6:58 PM

Who likes gold more, a leprechaun or a pirate?

BaseDeltaZero · May 23, 2022 at 12:10 AM

Professor Binns-- founder of r/Atheism?
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Wormwitch · May 23, 2022 at 8:28 AM

as a woman, i can confirm we start off looking like soundcloud rappers and slowly age into jessica rabbit

budgie · May 23, 2022 at 12:16 PM

"Imagine if Queen Elizabeth showed up outside your window at night with a hoard of goons"

BaseDeltaZero · May 24, 2022 at 1:22 AM

Tanks got over the whole gender binary thing a long time ago.

[Squadrons of Abramses trundle past flying trans pride flags?]
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ChelG · May 24, 2022 at 11:02 AM

The story is so sexist it even gives the blood breasts.
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ChelG · May 24, 2022 at 12:03 PM

It's like if A Song of Ice and Fire had a faction composed of My Little Ponies
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Wormwitch · May 24, 2022 at 2:37 PM

Why would a bee know anything about George Washington?

Wingyl · May 25, 2022 at 12:16 AM

"I'M BACK AT MY BULLSHIT
REAPING SOULS WITH AN UMBRELLA"

BaseDeltaZero · May 25, 2022 at 12:39 AM

It's like superman, every alternate universe superman is corruptible, unlike the main universe one
Every alternate universe Imperium of Man can't quite kill as many humans as the main universe one
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LadyNighteyes · May 25, 2022 at 7:58 AM

if accounts of your life have been so strongly fictionalised that you now long to meet a loved one that doesn’t exist you may be entitled to financial compensation
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Loq · May 25, 2022 at 9:32 AM

the success of your jenga depends on the quality of your tetris
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

budgie not actually a bird

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

budgie not actually a bird

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

budgie not actually a bird

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

ChelG Well-Known Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

budgie not actually a bird

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

ChelG Well-Known Member

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

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