Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

BaseDeltaZero · Jun 9, 2022 at 2:51 AM

"There’s even a dedicated ‘meow’ button, which can be used to meow loudly over character dialogue and crucial cutscenes."
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LadyNighteyes · Jun 9, 2022 at 8:10 AM

employee: ok, what if sharks were like cicadas and they emerge of their shell/exoskeleton to their ultimate form?
ceo: what the fuck are you talking about? here's $100,000 to make capsule toys of your idea
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ChelG · Jun 9, 2022 at 9:40 AM

Sure, Jamie may CLAIM that there's no correlation between beard thickness and lying, but can we really take the word of someone with such a thick beard?
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 9, 2022 at 10:38 PM

Remember militaries go to great lengths to cover up deficiencies however this is usually aimed at foreign militaries and not at their own government.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 9, 2022 at 11:39 PM

I absolutely love the concept of Sangan getting banned just because he took the wrong bus.
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budgie · Jun 10, 2022 at 12:04 AM

I misread that as Sagan, aka Carl Sagan, getting banned.

BaseDeltaZero · Jun 10, 2022 at 8:38 PM

Imagine if they actually went after Sarkozy like the idea of a head of state being assassinated over wine prices seems like one of the most French things possible. It's almost as French as that one time the President of France died of a stroke while in the middle of having adulterous sex.
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ChelG · Jun 11, 2022 at 7:07 AM

but when you're a sentient nut with no limbs, you do what you can.
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ChelG · Jun 11, 2022 at 9:39 AM

Battlefield Earth is, so far, the only book I’ve ever seen which relied so heavily on everyone being an idiot, and even that didn’t feature the lead forgetting their own father’s last name.
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Everett · Jun 11, 2022 at 6:27 PM

No, but you can buy a crested gecko for $50 and confuse everyone when you show up to the horse races with it.
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Everett · Jun 11, 2022 at 6:51 PM

I need to find someone who talks about me like he just talked about linguine [noodles]
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Everett · Jun 11, 2022 at 7:31 PM

ken has been cancelled for granking in public
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Everett · Jun 11, 2022 at 7:31 PM

Please imagine the text "PapaGon's Jarlic" accompanying a picture of Papa John in which I have replaced his face with a square.
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Everett · Jun 11, 2022

It's fine, it's probably the neurotoxin.
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TieTuesday is taking hits of hot sauce for donations on stream, and has had so much capsaicin over the course of today that he says "my organs kind of hurt"

Wingyl · Jun 12, 2022 at 12:42 AM

"all of my Red Tea Leaves turned into shoes."

BaseDeltaZero · Jun 12, 2022 at 1:55 AM

The rationalists don't want you to know this but the superintelligent AIs in the box are free, you can take them home with you, I have 428 perfect sweeties.
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ChelG · Jun 12, 2022 at 8:03 AM

Is your novel a political thriller about spies operating behind the Iron Curtain? Write a long first chapter in which a character named Randi eats chocolate and thinks about her weight problem.
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ChelG · Jun 12, 2022 at 10:50 AM

have you ever seen a coconut burst into flames from sheer excellence?
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Wormwitch · Jun 12, 2022 at 3:59 PM

“I’m trying to kill a demon with insects.”

BaseDeltaZero · Jun 12, 2022 at 5:02 PM

Post-War he was tried for his ties to the Italian Fascist government and accused of being a fascist.
He countered with the defence that he could not be convicted of Fascism because he was a Super-Fascist and therefore worse.
This got him an acquittal somehow.
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

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budgie not actually a bird

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Everett local rats so small, so tiny

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

budgie not actually a bird

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

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Everett local rats so small, so tiny

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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