Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Everett · Jun 12, 2022 at 6:54 PM

Realtor was thinking of how to sell this place, answer: male nipples
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 12, 2022 at 8:04 PM

It's something that can be tried, but it might be worth mentioning that 'we captured these terrible monsters and built a bunch of containment mechanisms around their current level of intelligence and ability, and then we made them smarter' is the starting point of like five hundred different horror movies and video games.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 12, 2022 at 9:19 PM

Can a horse knocking up a ship really be called 'bestiality' though?
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 13, 2022 at 7:57 AM

"Yeah, we're doing a Jihad, but for A.S. Roma"
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 13, 2022 at 8:12 AM

We're talking about... maybe two hundred people? Which is a lot in the context of 'how many would you like to fight at once?'
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ChelG · Jun 13, 2022 at 11:47 AM

After all, nothing is ever unpopular for reasons other than having the wrong name.
"I hated this when it was called broccoli, but I love it now it's called super magic tree candy!"
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LadyNighteyes · Jun 13, 2022 at 1:27 PM

"between my current host being half-dragon and half-other dragon and my centuries of knowledge of martial skill and Arts prowess, none can threaten me"
"what if I shot you with a siege harpoon"
"ah fuck"
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 13, 2022 at 6:47 PM

an unprompted 800 word speculative essay about a sitting US senator's alleged homosexuality is....well it's a thing we're gonna have to call unmindful posting, even if it's a really weird form of unmindful.
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Everett · Jun 13, 2022 at 7:45 PM

ah yes president [___________] the 4Eth president of the united states
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 13, 2022 at 9:02 PM

And this is why you don't make giant monster corpses a part of your fortress in this setting, because a Necromancer is going to see it and go "Oh is this a present?"
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 13, 2022 at 9:20 PM

The cities of Antoch and Sudenburg were founded by Bretonnians and Imperials respectively during this era on the southern edge of Araby, which they were pretty keen on because they thought it would give them access to the riches of the Southlands, and the Arabyans didn't mind because the primary export of the Southlands was getting murdered by dinosaurs.
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Wingyl · Jun 13, 2022 at 9:53 PM

"Open world miniature golf."

LadyNighteyes · Jun 13, 2022 at 10:16 PM

Wingyl said: ↑

"Open world miniature golf."
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Waluigi must never not be golfing.
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LadyNighteyes · Jun 14, 2022 at 4:37 PM

Your mind starts to warp trying to fill in the blanks, like it's an optical illusion that your brother TOLD you is a sailboat, but you just can't squint your eyes in just the right way to see it, and seriously, does this man have nipples?
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ChelG · Jun 15, 2022 at 5:32 PM

enforcement of exotic pet laws is just a touch lax by California standards, as the unspayed ferret hinted and the elephant probably confirmed
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Everett · Jun 16, 2022 at 1:34 PM

bug dad doing normal father-child bonding activities such as: Spinning with knives
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ChelG · Jun 16, 2022 at 4:24 PM

‘I am a wiktor,’ it said venomously, yet somehow also casually.
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budgie · Jun 16, 2022 at 8:56 PM

"Wake up! There's a monster in the bar downstairs!"
"Well we're closed, it'll have to come back tomorrow."

Wingyl · Jun 17, 2022 at 1:53 AM

as in, the dad is spinning while the child has knives?

(i might possibly recognize the context or maybe i'm thinking of a totally different context involving a bug dad, spinning, and knives)

BaseDeltaZero · Jun 17, 2022 at 5:48 AM

It's really weird that the ideological core of one of the longest running American SciFi franchises is Posadism, right?
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

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LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

ChelG Well-Known Member

budgie not actually a bird

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

ChelG Well-Known Member

budgie not actually a bird

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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