Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Spoiler: context

to my roommate, who was sneezing about 5 times

 

"time travel: easier than convincing the people of the future to keep eating cheese"

 

"excellent, no longer being a lamp is the best I could ask for"

 

"The dinosaurs fell and the pterosaurs fell and the marine reptiles dwindled, and you, furthest-child, least-looked-for, long-range-spaceship, held hope internally at 37.5 degrees."

 

Spoiler: nsfw

”Is there something I’m missing about German porn here”

 

"this also brings up some interesting questions about the possible drag coefficient of hair curlers."

 

"and I have to either piece together the context clues or google “Lee Harvey Oswald Hoover dam protein powder” like a frightened peasant"

 

"You're a dumbass and we're going to kill you."
"But first we're going to touch all your mushrooms!"