Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

LadyNighteyes · Aug 23, 2022 at 9:51 AM

I hope you understand that the notion of a piece of Heinleinian juvenile SF where the protagonist is Doctor Robotnik is objectively terrifying.
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BaseDeltaZero · Aug 23, 2022 at 8:16 PM

LadyNighteyes said: ↑

I hope you understand that the notion of a piece of Heinleinian juvenile SF where the protagonist is Doctor Robotnik is objectively terrifying.
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Okay but I kinda want to read it.

ChelG · Aug 23, 2022 at 9:11 PM

“The alternative to anything can be dying, if you do it wrong.”
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BaseDeltaZero · Aug 24, 2022 at 5:39 AM

Though i would take it a step further and admit i do have a theory about furry vore inflationists: If you eat enough, you can survive the kali yuga, which usually lasts around 100k years, the main requirement for survival is eating, so if you gorge yourself on the whole bodies of other living beings you might be able to last the whole time. Now here is where it gets crazy: between the 4 cycles there is a mahapralay, or a flooding of the waters of causality into the universe, is it some isaac asiimov last question shit? or some Existence (2011) crap? who knows, but im sure if you became fat enough you could float on the surface of the very waters of causality. maybe you would have to consume every living person in the entire universe (including all heavenly and hellish realms), but im sure you could do it. So, vore, float on the waters of causality until the next cycle of the universe begins back in satya yuga, and then become skinny again, only your bones need to survive for your mind to be bound to your corporeal form, so go into deep meditation in hiding. NO ONE IN THE NEW CYCLE KNOWS ABOUT FURRY VORE So, perform extreme tapasya (austerities) for half of your new lifetime (around 1 million years in satya yuga) and then use that mystic power to secretly insert the idea of furry vore being the basis of normal human life into the great kinds of the early universe. plant the seed. carefully cultivate it from the shadows. let that seed sprout into a tree and then in your next lifetimes you can harvest the fruits of the entire narrative of the human race being based around furries and voring. Or, is this exactly what happened? Is this the corruption that has spread into the seed of the human race? Are we doomed to a hidden destiny of becoming voring furries for the next 12 billion years until the next cycle?
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ChelG · Aug 24, 2022 at 10:55 AM

So, you know, I looked real professional, angrily shouting “cunt” in a room full of like, forty people.
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ChelG · Aug 24, 2022 at 12:57 PM

Maybe not an auction scene, maybe not credible heterosexuality, but definitely masks.
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ChelG · Aug 24, 2022 at 5:05 PM

She stares at me, ice-cold blue eyes boring into my skull, trying to get under my mask.

Taken literally, that sentence is really funny, and implies that Ana is wearing the mask under her skull.
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VJ Wocky · Aug 24, 2022 at 11:44 PM

That fucker could probably see shrimp colors and he just did nothing with that but pout and play the piano. Immortality was wasted on his beige ass
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ChelG · Aug 26, 2022 at 8:21 PM

“This time you’re watching ‘Electro-Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer’ and that’s final.”
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BaseDeltaZero · Aug 28, 2022 at 6:19 AM

"I don't take street drugs as a form of payment."
"They're not street drugs, they're perscription."
"That is somehow worse."
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ChelG · Aug 29, 2022 at 8:24 AM

“Why do you have a temple if you’re Muslim?”
“Where else am I gonna put the dead guy?”
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BaseDeltaZero · Aug 29, 2022 at 11:52 AM

Depending on the basedness level of the aliens, there are basically two options. Paranoia and emotional support aliens.
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ChelG · Aug 31, 2022 at 12:07 PM

And trust me, you can fit a dime in your butt. Although you probably shouldn’t.
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Wormwitch · Aug 31, 2022 at 2:27 PM

I'm not like most girls, I'm a truck!

Wormwitch · Sep 1, 2022 at 12:45 PM

Laughter blasted from the man's mouth like a fuckin champagne cork

BaseDeltaZero · Sep 1, 2022 at 5:19 PM

She’s heard the cry of the people who refuse to give up HP because it got them into reading, and she has sworn to get them right back out of reading again twenty years later.
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 3, 2022 at 1:41 PM

Well sometimes the unreconcilable thing you learn about the nature of the universe is that there is an octopus
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 4, 2022 at 12:45 AM

"The Council of Thirteen Are Living Ancestors" is another theory for the "never discuss this with the dwarves" pile :V
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ChelG · Sep 4, 2022 at 7:19 PM

Because if I had to choose between “Be married to my one true love” and “State that marriage is a penguin on a federal document”, well…I'm not sure what I would choose.
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LadyNighteyes · Sep 5, 2022 at 10:24 AM

Watchers of Knowledge Fight will recall the tale of Jewish refugee coded alien sasquatch
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