Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

BaseDeltaZero · Sep 18, 2022 at 11:57 PM

Ah, so the 'if I fits, I sits' principle applies to fish as well.
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LadyNighteyes · Sep 19, 2022 at 8:55 AM

Originally forged by Elder Clowns to fight Xenomorphs
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 19, 2022 at 8:00 PM

Anything is a quest if you yell at the author hard enough
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 19, 2022 at 11:17 PM

Scared and confused by their inability to sense the pheromones of their queen the British immediately fall back into their most instinctually primitive behavior: The Queue.
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VJ Wocky · Sep 20, 2022 at 2:18 AM

Look, just because you’re not dramatically tearing yourself apart doesn’t mean that you’re the pinnacle of mental health. Most human beings are about twenty unhealthy coping mechanisms wrapped in a trenchcoat.
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 20, 2022 at 4:03 AM

We can't entirely rule it out that they were carrying 12 corvette-sized containers full of chicken tenders.
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Wormwitch · Sep 20, 2022 at 1:58 PM

Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.

ChelG · Sep 21, 2022 at 8:42 AM

Worse, the game’s creator has bragged that most player characters will be killed before they ever max out the urination stat. In the FATAL universe, you actually forget how to pee as you get older and have to relearn it, and most people never do.
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ChelG · Sep 21, 2022 at 12:06 PM

See, one of the problems here is that, as you read along, you can’t possibly know which pieces of this story are relevant and which are just crazy garbage tossed in for no fucking reason. It’s like, you know how there’s that playwright who talks about hiding the gun? In the first act of the play, someone hides a gun, and then you kind of build tension because you know it’s there the whole time, and you’re thinking, “Well, they hid a gun, so I guess it’s going to come into play eventually. It would be pretty weird if that gun never showed up again.”

Modelland is hiding guns all over the place. In terms of hiding guns, it’s like an 80’s action movie where every time Kurt Russell taps on a dresser or something, a hidden drawer with a gun pops out. He’s taking a shit and a gun falls out from behind the toilet paper. He goes into the pantry to get a can of beans, and next to the other cans you’ve got a can that is suspiciously shaped exactly like a gun, as though it may not be a can of beans at all, but rather, a gun.
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Loq · Sep 21, 2022 at 1:01 PM

The pool of "things that could adopt one" and "things that would not eat one" is basically... airplane, red circle, Nobel Prize winning scientist.
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Smuggling toilet paper inside your body is kind of counterproductive.
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Wormwitch · Sep 21, 2022 at 1:08 PM

This reinforces my phobia of children and Swedish men

ChelG · Sep 21, 2022 at 6:14 PM

Because the other option was for Dr. Heiter to spend time and money deciding on what panties the human centipede would wear, and for all the other creepy shit he gets up to, he never tries to bone the 'pede. He had the opportunity to bone the 'pede and chose not to, and that's the nicest thing we can say about him as a person.
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 22, 2022 at 6:42 AM

Every time I'm thinking of re-installing [World of Tanks], I watch a video like this and the urge is gone. I'm saving my HDD space for more important things like Pakistani Toaster Manuals and photos of seagulls with muscular arms photoshopped on them.

budgie · Sep 22, 2022 at 3:17 PM

I may have the most well-travelled cream cheese bagel in the world. Is that an accomplishment or a sin?
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 23, 2022 at 7:38 PM

Trans exclusive transhumanism is truly a great leap forward in human stupidity, but I'm not entirely sure that was the intended goal of the project.
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 23, 2022 at 8:51 PM

meanwhile parents are having their kids watch dead fish doing drugs, sneaking off to quickly "lay some golden eggs", and parents selling their children
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 24, 2022 at 1:56 AM

Herb Terrance did not sit down and say to himself 'Hmm, this communism thing sounds dodgy... I know! I'll write a scientific paper on why apes can't create sentences! Fuck you Karl!"
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Wormwitch · Sep 24, 2022 at 3:57 AM

It’s like listening to Elmer Fudd recite the Necronomicon.

ChelG · Sep 24, 2022 at 5:01 PM

Relief pitchers are conveyed from the bullpen to the pitcher's mound by means of a giant tarantula.
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 25, 2022 at 2:28 AM

Imagine how hard the post nut clarity hits when you're strapped to a table in a dog mask
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

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VJ Wocky 36 Somnolent Void Seeks Perfection in Dissonance

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budgie not actually a bird

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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VJ Wocky 36 Somnolent Void Seeks Perfection in Dissonance

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Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

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Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

ChelG Well-Known Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

budgie not actually a bird

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

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