Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Exohedron · Nov 14, 2022 at 9:45 PM

The result of adding or subtracting those numbers with ordinary numbers is not a number; it is prison.
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ChelG · Nov 15, 2022 at 7:42 AM

I would say a good chunk of the questionable things he eats are questionable on a health basis but not necessarily a deliciousness basis. Well there is the deep-fried shirt and the scientifically optimised maximum sourness sour ball, those probably tick both boxes of questionability.
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ChelG · Nov 15, 2022 at 10:40 AM

The way it functioned was very interesting. When the Drink button was pressed it made an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject's taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject's metabolism and then sent tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centers of the subject's brain to see what was likely to go down well. However, no one knew quite why it did this because it invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
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ChelG · Nov 15, 2022 at 12:03 PM

Each character is also burdened with a terrible name - I mean, there's a gorilla named Warfare! And a panda named Pandamonium!
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KarrinBlue · Nov 15, 2022 at 12:11 PM

ChelG said: ↑

"repeated implanting of unnecessary uteri in people which I think would be counted as a sex offence just because they can't think of anything else to classify it as."
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Wouldn't that just be medical malpractice. It's an unnecessary surgical procedure that wasn't cleared by the FDA and is being performed by someone without a license who didn't get informed consent.

ChelG · Nov 15, 2022 at 12:23 PM

Pretty sure a cis man with multiple functioning uteri implanted in him would want to bring extra charges, in context.

KarrinBlue · Nov 15, 2022 at 12:45 PM

Sure, but not for lack of other things to classify it as.

BaseDeltaZero · Nov 15, 2022 at 4:59 PM

Isekai novel where veteranMortal crawls into the realities of hard scifi novels she dislikes like the girl from the Ring movies and beats authorial mouthpieces of death.
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Wingyl · Nov 16, 2022 at 12:20 AM

"Because the aircraft are not made of sugar we can just fly through it."

BaseDeltaZero · Nov 16, 2022 at 12:46 AM

Resources:
160 (+55R/turn)
55 Political Support
1x 22kt Mark 4 Atomic Bomb(?!?!?!)
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Wingyl · Nov 16, 2022 at 1:57 AM

"Turning in for the evening but would like to once again thank my mysterious crab benefactor."

BaseDeltaZero · Nov 16, 2022 at 8:42 PM

It's girl power not girl morality.

Granted, 'effectively' means we have to consider if touring people to death is effective. While modern scholarship has turned against torture-
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VJ Wocky · Nov 16, 2022 at 9:01 PM

Ah! Here we are in Nightmare City.
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Wingyl · Nov 17, 2022 at 12:17 AM

"touring people to death" belongs here on its own

ChelG · Nov 17, 2022 at 9:33 AM

Plus it would be difficult to find clothes that would fit Giant Naked Hitler.
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ChelG · Nov 17, 2022 at 11:09 AM

Even in Hell, pants can be functional.
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ChelG · Nov 17, 2022 at 7:44 PM

Conversation at a urinal:

"Can I talk to you?"
"Can it wait? I've got my hands full."
"That's not how it looks from where I'm standing."
*dead silence*
"Uh, I mean, you've got... really big hands?"
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ChelG · Nov 17, 2022 at 7:56 PM

In accordance with the Supreme Leader’s wishes, we are burying him as a Jedi. Not because he was one, but because he hated Jedi and it would make him happy for us to bury one.
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 17, 2022 at 9:04 PM

"I am the fuel of the rocket,
Steel is my Structure and Fire is my Thrust.
I have created over a Thousand Motors,
Unknown to Ground,
Nor known to Space.
Have withstood RUDs to create many Launchers
Yet those Fairings will never hold Payloads.
So, as I Pray--

Unlimited Booster Works!"
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 18, 2022 at 5:32 AM

I believe firmly in the undefeatable power of the human spirit to defy the cold, uncaring cosmos in a quest to use the cold, uncaring cosmos to murder and exploit other humans
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