Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

ChelG · Nov 18, 2022 at 11:51 AM

I don't think the police are equipped to impound an elephant.
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LadyNighteyes · Nov 18, 2022 at 2:17 PM

Like, forget about mold culture – at that point that knife is developing mold religion. It’s sending mold missionaries at the behest of the Mold Pope to convert the indigenous bacterial cultures.
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VJ Wocky · Nov 18, 2022 at 4:48 PM

Daddy Issues are seen from space
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Wingyl · Nov 18, 2022 at 6:19 PM

"I tried emailing a friend who lived in North Carolina, but whose ISP was in Seattle. Thankfully, it failed."

VJ Wocky · Nov 19, 2022 at 2:50 PM

if you're gonna do something wrong, do it wrong right
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LadyNighteyes · Nov 19, 2022 at 7:59 PM

not bad for an animal that looks like a deflated bike tire under a croissant!
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Loq · Nov 19, 2022 at 8:09 PM

so important and moving and they hit me deep like an arrow in the heart or a pound in the butt.
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ChelG · Nov 20, 2022 at 10:44 AM

"You will get closer when I crawl towards you, mountain! That is an order!"
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ChelG · Nov 20, 2022 at 1:03 PM

The heroines often had names that sounded too contemporary and/or too fluffy, sometimes with a catchy nickname. I have serious doubts that “Madysyn Spring” or “Lady Mikayla,” or “Catherinia,” nicknamed “Wren,” were realistic monikers in Renaissance England or the Eighteenth Century Scottish Highlands. The heroes sounded like they could be the names of paint colors or Latin binomial nomenclature, like Asher Gray or Cash Buckridge or Zane Field. I’m sure more than one writer would’ve used “Thorin Oakenshield” if they thought they could get away with it.
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ChelG · Nov 20, 2022 at 4:10 PM

If I say “I am Fred’s girlfriend” and Fred says “OtherBecky is my girlfriend”, then I’m Fred’s girlfriend, even if our only form of physical contact is brushing elbows together once a week and our primary form of communication involves mailing each other dead bumblebees.
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ChelG · Nov 21, 2022 at 2:03 PM

Every knight is fit for battle But the action’s in Seattle There’s a castle on the cover of my book
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Loq · Nov 21, 2022 at 4:07 PM

a) you are right but b) I do want you to have a good time wondering with me how Captain Kirk would describe advanced computational technology in a language designed mainly for medieval men who are horse girls
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ChelG · Nov 21, 2022 at 6:06 PM

That implies that he went to the store, bought so much beer he needed a crate to hold all of it, and took a look at his bandolier and thought, "hey, I could use this to hold more beer," before proceeding to leave his grenades at the store just to carry six extra beer bottles.
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Wormwitch · Nov 21, 2022 at 8:06 PM

If you wanna play cards, go get a funny haircut!

VJ Wocky · Nov 22, 2022 at 6:37 AM

It occurs to them in tandem: a pendulum of light swinging through one cloudy mind to the next.
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LadyNighteyes · Nov 22, 2022 at 9:42 PM

#The Avoidance Cave (for avoiding things)#work. health food. the ghosts of your past embodied by the shining prodigy of the cult you ran away from.#Normal stuff
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VJ Wocky · Nov 23, 2022 at 1:25 AM

He’s got powerful lungs and a piss poor attitude, the combination of which have proven to be all it takes for him to conquer armies.
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The last thing he needs is a memento from an overgrown sucker-fish on his butt cheek.
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And that’s it. He’s going to burn down this island and everything on it the conventional way. Gunpowder, flint, and a lifetime’s-worth of impulsivity. Just watch.
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ChelG · Nov 23, 2022 at 8:14 AM

"I mean, if I was sexually aroused by peeing, wouldn't that mean I'd get an erection? And wouldn't having an erection mean that I can't pee? It's a paradox! This is a fetish that men, biologically, should not be able to have!"
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(Yes I know it's possible to learn to pee with an erection, the character didn't.)

ChelG · Nov 23, 2022 at 10:59 AM

He’s reading aloud this oeuvre at E.D’Trix’s party with dramatic orator’s gestures and a faux-hispanic accent. You know, the one that teeters in shiny plastic fuschia espadrilles on the brink of morphing into Welsh at the flip of a dipthong.
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 23, 2022 at 11:24 AM

"Give me FOOF or give me death!!!"
"Well have I got good news, with FOOF you get both"
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

ChelG Well-Known Member

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

VJ Wocky 36 Somnolent Void Seeks Perfection in Dissonance

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

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Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

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Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

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LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

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