Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Wingyl · Nov 23, 2022 at 3:27 PM

"Jimmy's been desperately trying to get anvils for his railroad this season and Impulse just comes and drops and unholy amount of them on another man casually because of a hat."

ChelG · Nov 23, 2022 at 7:03 PM

If your vampirism is based on millions of little iPods flying through your veins, wouldn’t that get a little painful?
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VJ Wocky · Nov 23, 2022 at 8:45 PM

#the bitch radiation alone would make mortal skin bubble like soup
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 24, 2022 at 2:28 AM

Indeed it is amazing how many problems you can solve once you are no longer tethered to reality.
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Wingyl · Nov 24, 2022

"There are things a diamond floor can't buy, which would be anything, because why are you using money as a floor?"

ETA: "This team includes a man who couldn't defuse a santa hat."

ChelG · Nov 24, 2022 at 7:10 AM

In the early series he would curse constantly, which was censored with the classic BLEEP sound - his starring episode sounded like it was edited by a mouse dancing on a Morse Code transmitter.
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ChelG · Nov 24, 2022 at 10:37 AM

"What's not logical about there being a goblin that brings me huge bags of money?"
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ChelG · Nov 24, 2022 at 2:41 PM

excuse me?????

vimes did not resign from his post in protest, observe the rest of the watch resign from their posts in protest, recruit them into a militia, sail to the country they were at war with, and attempt to arrest two different armies for disturbing the peace so you could sit here and call him a drama queen, as though drama was some myffic quality bestowed by an accident of birth and not the inherent right of every creatively petty and histrionic citizen of ankh-morpork

vimes is a drama public employee
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 24, 2022 at 3:20 PM

Why yes, turning the Eiffel Tower into a massive tesla coil is in fact praxis
Most people missed that part in Das Kapital
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 25, 2022 at 5:26 AM

When you ready Worm to a Black hole the actual object within the event horizon tries to run away from you, punching a hole through existence that connects to its new hiding place.

Hence, Wormhole.
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 25, 2022 at 5:42 AM

I just can't believe there's an RTS game with the moral "Silly Americans, Super ISIS can only be defeated with Mao Zedong Thought!"
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 26, 2022 at 8:23 AM

The recommended solution for feudal reactionaries is the guillotine, but that's a very liberal take on things.
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 26, 2022 at 8:51 AM

The thing with conspiracy thinking when it gets to that degree is that it feeds on itself
The USSR and the USA must have been in cahoots, otherwise the USSR would have called out the moon landing as fake.
Evolutionary theory is a lie, because humans were alive 200 million years ago as a slave race to alien overlords
Both of those are real things he believes, to be clear.
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 26, 2022 at 4:44 PM

I'm sure there are ways to open treasure chests besides violence. I don't know what they are, but they probably exist.
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ChelG · Nov 26, 2022 at 4:45 PM

Maybe, but why bother when violence is so effective?

LadyNighteyes · Nov 27, 2022 at 3:45 AM

the human body is capable of amazing things when it notices that it just picked up something that half a ton worth of pissed off camel would very much like to have back
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ChelG · Nov 27, 2022 at 3:59 AM

Laura's power that can "distroy us all the bad guys" doesn't even distroy us all the bad guys. Frodo telling Sauron that the Ring was destroyed was what distroyed us all the bad guys.
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ChelG · Nov 27, 2022 at 8:08 PM

“Zajaxian Planetary Law required that war, if it must be fought, be fought not with bombs, bullets and blood, as on our own primitive Earth, but with serried banks of immensely powerful mainframe computers, even though they were bulky to carry and unwieldy to throw.“
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ChelG · Nov 27, 2022 at 9:06 PM

I don’t intend to be all “what about the mens’ here, but I have to say that this evinces a rather limited conception of evil, if you really want to include characters who are irredeemably evil in your stories at all. Call me crazy, but I think it is perfectly possible for a man to be a reprehensible piece of shit who reduces the net worth of the planet by his very existence without rape coming into the equation at all. (For instance, if a man was involved in the decision-making process which led to a major publishing house releasing this novel, then that’s a hideous atrocity he has to bear some responsibility for.)
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Wingyl · Nov 28, 2022 at 1:19 AM

"The one reason anyone can leave the town: Doritos"

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