Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

BaseDeltaZero · Dec 21, 2022 at 11:17 PM

"Shit, now you are making me remember the rationalist overwatch fic"
"I choose to purge this sequence of words existing from my memory"
"CW: Deep hurting cringe, may induce desire to stuff people in lockers"
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 21, 2022 at 11:20 PM

Yeah, this building is made of self replicating nanomaterial (wood)
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ChelG · Dec 24, 2022 at 5:09 PM

We think it's safe to assume that if a comedy website in 2010 has to pixelate your 1956 boot polish ad, someone probably lost their job.
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ChelG · Dec 24, 2022 at 5:42 PM

At one point towards the end of his first odyssey he wrote a short monograph claiming that the Circle Sea was in fact one million miles across. His erratic six-month voyage on it, during which he never once sighted land, has long been considered one of the most difficult ever achieved (akin to turning an elephant around inside a phone booth without touching the sides).
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 25, 2022 at 5:58 AM

My brain is cryogenically cooled by liquid argon. I can do ten trillion equations per second and they are all wrong.
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ScarletKilometers · Dec 25, 2022 at 9:43 AM

We should only have to ruin Christmas about 5 more times before we've gotten the hang of this.
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LadyNighteyes · Dec 25, 2022 at 10:11 AM

joining the war on Christmas on the side of autism
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 25, 2022 at 4:58 PM

Technically it's Punished Space New York Times.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 25, 2022 at 5:06 PM

There are plenty of weirdo Right Caulderists who'd read Marx and go, "Based, but obviously marx wouldn't have approved of catgirls."
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ChelG · Dec 26, 2022 at 8:56 PM

As from today no officer is allowed to have more than two grandmothers of any description.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 27, 2022 at 4:47 AM

Me on my way to Devastate the Bronze Age Economy with some saffron from Fry's.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 28, 2022 at 1:11 AM

Do NOT call yourself "gender critical" unless your gender is dense enough that each attempt to use a pronoun to describe your gender on average results in at least one new pronoun production event such the reaction is self sustaining
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Wormwitch · Dec 28, 2022 at 8:16 AM

In the chicken world, terminators are real!

ChelG · Dec 28, 2022 at 12:42 PM

Note: SCP Employees are to never use SCP-344 to open a can of whoopass.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 28, 2022 at 7:49 PM

In The Middle Of The Journey Of Our Life, I Came To Myself In A Dark Wood Where The Direct Way Was Lost And Now I'm In Hell With Virgil????
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ChelG · Dec 29, 2022 at 10:54 AM

"If you wanna be a dinosaur, then you be one on your own time"
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ChelG · Dec 30, 2022 at 2:20 PM

Is this where you saw your life going? Talking to strangers on the internet about dismembering tiny horses then spinning them like tops on the dicks of other tiny horses?

Because this is about on par for what I hoped to achieve with my life.
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ScarletKilometers · Dec 31, 2022 at 6:26 PM

Dragons don't get points for being able to Fuck Everything in settings where they can shapeshift. If you really want dragon-hybrid babies you gotta find an orifice that can fit that nasty thing like a proper monsterfucker.

BaseDeltaZero · Jan 1, 2023 at 10:54 AM

The mouse gets pegged online with or without walt disney's permission tbh
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BaseDeltaZero · Jan 1, 2023 at 10:56 AM

For fuck's sake, the man's a Terran in Starcraft and he thinks SCVs are bad. That, right there, is a danger sign. Have you ever played either Starcraft game? Seriously, he's anti-SCV. He has to go, sooner or later.
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

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