"Is it better to live a short life, but meet someone and find meaning before your death, or to live a life of total solitude, but live? Not sure, don't care, we have airboats." "So there's a meme in the community that obviously birds aren't flying, because none of them are animated flying and so can't move over water tiles." "So guess what the sumo god's ultimate move is? That's right, he just does what the football guy does, but better!" "Bankrupting Twitter is not an eligible run submission for the second submission period."
"like he's standing there asking us to forgive him because he was so busy making trading cards that he forgot how cows work,"
"while launching animals to the moon with TNT cannons in a attempt to recreate the nursery rhyme Hey Diddle Diddle."
"I first found this game as a teenager, introducing me to the only jazz song that sings elegantly about eating tree frogs." "never thought i'd end up in a fight with a block of sugar cane, but here we are"