Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

LadyNighteyes · Jan 22, 2023 at 10:26 AM

#i love the implication of catholic crabs before the birth of christ
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PotteryWalrus · Jan 22, 2023 at 10:50 AM

"Once I used whiskey as a mixer with vodka."

"...That's not the alcohol's fault, that's your fault."

LadyNighteyes · Jan 23, 2023 at 12:01 AM

Nobody expects the Anthropophagous Toad-Monster of the Opera.
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ChelG · Jan 23, 2023 at 1:08 PM

"About the only societal element I agree with is mandatory psychological reprogramming for people who try to haggle something with a listed pricetag. That just makes sense."
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vuatson · Jan 23, 2023 at 10:24 PM

You’d think everyone would play it safe and just make a dick, but no – people knew it needed balls, they made a guess as to whether other people were giving it balls, and the proportions worked out! It could’ve gone the other way; lots of people could’ve been like ‘oh I be no one is doing the balls’ and they could be massive balls with a micropenis. Or one testicle could’ve gotten all the attention by accident, and we could’ve had a single-ball cock on our hands.
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Loq · Jan 24, 2023 at 7:48 PM

I wanna fuck shockwave transformers not spam virus computer programs. hope this helps! <3
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ChelG · Jan 25, 2023 at 1:18 PM

True. Women want you to be yourself. But they also want you to not be repulsive.
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VJ Wocky · Jan 25, 2023 at 9:41 PM

until he sees the size of the fridge, at which point he decides that yes, this is very much a multi-million house and it’s not afraid who knows it.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jan 25, 2023 at 10:36 PM

i for one
am tired of snack companies cowardice
i am tired of doritos
show it to me
give it to me
el doro
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LadyNighteyes · Jan 26, 2023 at 7:25 AM

Gender essentialist cinematic universe...
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ChelG · Jan 26, 2023 at 2:26 PM

It's no surprise they abandoned the game after that. How can anything top that time where the dog had to drive the bus because everybody else was throwing a massive orgy in the back?
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BaseDeltaZero · Jan 27, 2023 at 6:47 AM

You took us from "hardcore badass Liam Neeson fighting the class war" to "people discovered space migration, forgot guns" in one post
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BaseDeltaZero · Jan 27, 2023 at 7:05 AM

This movie has heard of shades of gray and despises all half measures.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jan 27, 2023 at 1:17 PM

[*]Troopers sprint everywhere, firing from the hip in the middle of a door or window, then throwing themselves to the next one.
[*]Stacking up is for queers, real men take a door straight on like god intended: Face to Face.
[*]The sights on their weapons are treated with suspicion. Their purpose was a mystery in the 80s, much like the clitoris.
[*]Immediate action drills are for socialists. Completely disassemble the weapon when it jams, to make sure its free of Marxism and Banshees.
[*]The safest direction to point a gun is directly at your commander with your finger on the trigger while whining about how its jammed.
[*]Yes PC Butterman, you do fire a pistol while jumping through the air.
[*]ALWAYS BE RUNNING
[*]Novelty training isn't just for gun magazine fantasies. You too will never know when you have to rescue the Princess of Monaco while at the Olive Garden.
[*]Have people down range at all times, its their fault if they get hit.
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Loq · Jan 27, 2023 at 7:28 PM

thicker, beefier wiring, like the kind you'd use to run a welder, or accidentally electrify your neighbor's fence when you're sick of him playing party rock at 4am
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ChelG · Jan 27, 2023 at 7:30 PM

"accidentally"

ChelG · Jan 27, 2023 at 7:44 PM

If I ever go for an MRI and there’s a bunch of teeth stuck to the inside, I’ll just deal with whatever I was going to get the MRI for
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Loq · Jan 28, 2023 at 10:52 AM

There's "changes size in a way that's natural" and then there’s "Hey wanna see something fucked up?" and casting Greater Expand Dong on yourself.
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Wingyl · Jan 28, 2023 at 9:04 PM

"I'm just. Not gonna touch the concept of eggs right now"

BaseDeltaZero · Jan 28, 2023 at 11:21 PM

God bless George Lucas for accidentally making the evil side in the prequels just all caps "THE CIS".
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

vuatson [delurks]

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

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VJ Wocky 36 Somnolent Void Seeks Perfection in Dissonance

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

ChelG Well-Known Member

ChelG Well-Known Member

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

vuatson [delurks]

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

ChelG Well-Known Member

VJ Wocky 36 Somnolent Void Seeks Perfection in Dissonance

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

ChelG Well-Known Member

ChelG Well-Known Member

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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