Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 5, 2023 at 11:14 AM

At this point I'm not going to be remotely surprised if I discover an energetic community of Enron shareholders convinced that the 21 years of bankruptcy proceedings are just a ruse to shake off short sellers.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 5, 2023 at 11:43 AM

'You are nothing to the missile but just another position' is wonderfully pseudoprofound, I must say.
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Loq · Feb 5, 2023

I laid everything out in twee little teacups to try and lessen the blow of this culinary affront to man about to occur in my kitchen. The baking powder is in a souvenir shot glass because I ran out of twee little teacups.
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the brain isn't a raisin with a fist's-worth of handle, it's a raisin on a fucking pogo-stick
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 6, 2023 at 10:02 AM

Vanilla Extract is definitely an instrument and that instrument's name is "More Cowbell"
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Wormwitch · Feb 6, 2023 at 10:24 AM

What's the point of baking if you don't even summon a demon by accident

ChelG · Feb 6, 2023 at 1:33 PM

“I’m not anything special but I’m part of this arbitrary category of people with very little melanin and people who happened to have little melanin did cool things. That’s basically the same as ME doing them!”
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Wormwitch · Feb 7, 2023 at 8:55 AM

He was lucky that a level 60 wizard just happened to pass by on his flying waifu pillow.

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 7, 2023 at 2:26 PM

I woke up like half an hour ago, and the rest-melatonin in my system while reading this made me think his staff planned to literally use nuclear weapons on Edwards to prevent him from getting the nomination, which, to be honest, would have made american politics way more interesting going forward
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 8, 2023 at 12:34 PM

Now look at that Dwarf. Look what we've done to him. We stole his depression!
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Wormwitch · Feb 8, 2023 at 12:44 PM

"everyone's a beautiful butterfly, it's just that some butterflies are really stupid."

ChelG · Feb 8, 2023 at 2:18 PM

#radfems treat 'male depravity' like doctors in the 1800s treated 'female hysteria'#not saying they're on the same level but literally anything could happen and if a man is involved they'll be like 'ah yes penis disease'
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Wingyl · Feb 8, 2023 at 3:44 PM

"it will be a REALLY SLOW FIGHT. it’s hard to punch when you’re made of bees."

ChelG · Feb 9, 2023 at 11:45 AM

Great minds think alike, after all, especially about imaginary train dicks.
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ChelG · Feb 9, 2023 at 2:17 PM

Did you know Aquaman had a truck for a while? It's true. He had a truck full of water that he drove around in, and there were swordfish and anglerfish and such in there, and he used them as swords and flashlights, respectively, despite the fact that they would be worse at those jobs, objectively, than actual swords and flashlights.
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ChelG · Feb 9, 2023 at 8:38 PM

You know the theory; if you put a thousand monkeys in a room with a thousand typewriters and waited long enough, eventually you would have a room full of dead monkeys. (Tip: it's a good idea to feed monkeys.)
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vuatson · Feb 10, 2023 at 3:33 AM

Loq · Feb 10, 2023

tfw youre losing in the husband polls cos the other guy has a dog.
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what is endgame for the vore vibrators
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 10, 2023 at 7:37 PM

Can’t wait for surveillance balloon specs to be leaked on War Thunder
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 11, 2023 at 1:28 PM

Mole people legends are distinct from the belief that moles have a profound spiritual connection to the planet and will tell you secrets if you listen carefully to their tunneling.
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Wormwitch · Feb 11, 2023 at 2:02 PM

"His eyes have pupils in them, like a Furby does"

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

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Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

ChelG Well-Known Member

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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vuatson [delurks]

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

ChelG Well-Known Member

Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

ChelG Well-Known Member

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

ChelG Well-Known Member

ChelG Well-Known Member

ChelG Well-Known Member

vuatson [delurks]

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

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