Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

ChelG · Feb 16, 2023 at 12:28 PM

Please note a Limousin with no E on the end is a cow, not a car.
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ChelG · Feb 16, 2023 at 1:37 PM

And yes, getting married destroys your individuality so much that the Sorting Hat expands to fit the both of you.
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 16, 2023 at 5:07 PM

And sure, the powers that be can scold you a little bit, but for the rest of your life you’ll always get to be the teacher who collaborated with their class to build a scorpion-powered laser.
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ChelG · Feb 17, 2023 at 8:31 AM

Railroading implies there are rails and possibly a train moving in some direction. Here though, the train was just idling in a field in the middle of nowhere for 3 hours.
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ChelG · Feb 17, 2023 at 8:34 AM

its been 8 years

this campaign has still been going on

I am still not allowed to eat monkey
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Wormwitch · Feb 17, 2023 at 7:45 PM

“It was hard to tell this infant would grow up to be queen, because her crown hadn’t yet formed”

LadyNighteyes · Feb 18, 2023 at 8:35 AM

Area Cockatoo Unaware of National Debt
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keltena · Feb 19, 2023 at 4:13 PM

LadyNighteyes said:

Thankfully, many of the questions I need to answer to progress some of the other chapters are much more straightforward. Like "What does it look like if you are a magical goat wizard and you try to do magic first aid for your eldritch abomination friend whose sister accidentally ate part of his soul."
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 19, 2023 at 4:42 PM

Yeah, I was guessing that might end up here. :::PPP

ChelG · Feb 19, 2023 at 4:55 PM

One game saw the two PC's summoned to meet a mysterious stranger at a tavern. I began describing the NPC's around the room. When I got to the description of the Anti-Paladin/Blackguard/Death Knight walking into the room, player 1 says to player 2:

"Hey, that guy was worthy of extra description, therefore he's worth XP!"

With no rationale whatsoever other than the fact I spent a few extra moments painting up this NPC that just walked in, the pair leap from the table and murder him as he's sat down at his own table. I snap my book shut and say, "Game over."

They ask why, and I say, "That was the BBEG."
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ChelG · Feb 20, 2023 at 9:06 AM

‘Calm down pet’ - can’t tell if incel or Yorkshireman
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 21, 2023 at 7:01 PM

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth
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ChelG · Feb 22, 2023 at 7:46 AM

each dwarf is thus a living legal argument establishing their own existence.
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 22, 2023 at 10:48 AM

I feel like this would give your dog malware.
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ChelG · Feb 24, 2023 at 5:00 PM

Blobert Smith: "The joy of finding a new companion has caused me to sing. Oompa Loompa Doopaty Doo, I've got another hymnal for you. What do you do when you're farming up sod. As an occupation its certainly odd. What if you think-"
Deviant Boy: "I kill him."
Well I suppose that was inevitable.
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ChelG · Feb 24, 2023 at 5:18 PM

I wouldn’t fuck someone who just regurgitated a skeleton
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 24, 2023 at 8:35 PM

also, transporting a fueled rocket engine within a standard civilian toyhauler trailer breaks every safety rule that exists and several that don't yet exist
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 25, 2023 at 12:49 AM

If these internet math gurus were angles, they would be 91 degrees. So close to right, but actually obtuse.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 25, 2023 at 5:57 PM

Reading the holy book is for yokels and suckers. The truly pious tie it to a stick and hit people with it.
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ChelG · Feb 26, 2023 at 8:32 AM

My character’s mom, played by the DM, chastises my character for not having sex with the dwarf.
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