Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Wormwitch · Feb 26, 2023 at 8:58 AM

Don't we all love it when we're at a concert and the soloist is violently screaming their head off with a VR headset on

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 26, 2023 at 7:51 PM

There's like, the bones of a good found family story in there, but Wendy ground the bones into powder and snorted them
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Deresto · Feb 26, 2023 at 9:01 PM

Bluenette
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Wormwitch · Feb 27, 2023 at 7:45 AM

Google, show me "spider inflation"!

ChelG · Feb 27, 2023 at 10:30 AM

The definition of "toronto": Generic term for anything which comes out in a gush despite all your careful efforts to let it out gently, e.g. flour into a white sauce, tomato ketchup on to fried fish, sperm into a human being, etc.
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ChelG · Feb 27, 2023 at 1:49 PM

And it's only when you're knee-deep in the second hour of explaining that a planet called Nibiru doesn't exist and it's not going to slam into the Earth, that you realize you're going to have to spend twice that long trying to break it to him gracefully that some adults are full of shit. And then spend the rest of his adolescence hoping he doesn't think you're one of them.
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ChelG · Feb 27, 2023 at 4:47 PM

they were, in fact, not there to help him eat his son.
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ChelG · Feb 27, 2023 at 6:30 PM

"I eat Tiamat."
Timestop is a weird spell.
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ChelG · Feb 27, 2023 at 6:36 PM

DM: “All of you successfully hit the dragon. It doesn’t do anything.”
PC: “You mean it doesn’t even wake up?”
DM: “Suddenly, from behind you a *living* white dragon…”
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 27, 2023 at 9:58 PM

I call this Reverse Posadism: the theory that the first interplanetary visitors will be their richest assholes, and must be shot down immediately to protect the revolution
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VJ Wocky · Feb 28, 2023 at 9:32 AM

haunted in the ass
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ChelG · Mar 1, 2023 at 3:40 PM

"How does he think he's holding up twenty-seven fingers?"
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 1, 2023 at 11:34 PM

Yep, basically all pseudo-archeology is massively connected to some kind of racism.
Even weird Egyptian theories kind of all boil down to racism, Admittedly I'm not sure what the racism in "Minoans actually created and controlled the Soviet Union" is exactly directed towards but it is definitely racism is some fashion.
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ChelG · Mar 2, 2023 at 8:51 AM

"You realise that, by my count, this is the fifth human and the twelfth humanoid who will have taught your character 'this human emotion you call love'."
"Hey, why mess with a line that works?"
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LadyNighteyes · Mar 2, 2023 at 1:19 PM

He's dressed like the final boss of gentrification. He looks like hipster Willy Wonka answering a question about whether importing Oompa Loompas makes him a slave owner.
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LadyNighteyes · Mar 2, 2023 at 2:37 PM

[3:36 PM]LadyNighteyes: What is the internet for, if not informing people about how Total Eclipse of the Heart is about vampires?
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ChelG · Mar 2, 2023 at 5:49 PM

"Why are we wearing masks over our other masks again?"
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LadyNighteyes · Mar 2, 2023 at 7:35 PM

We're going to go down taking out Florida like Gandalf fighting the Balrog, plunging together into the abyss.
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ChelG · Mar 3, 2023 at 4:35 AM

I think general "do not steal" is always better than "do not steal using this particular, highly effective way that works so good that we had to address it specifically".
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keltena · Mar 3, 2023 at 6:28 PM

auditory ossicles for the auditory ossicle throne!
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Deresto Foolish Mortal

Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

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BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

VJ Wocky 36 Somnolent Void Seeks Perfection in Dissonance

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