Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Loq · Mar 28, 2023 at 9:36 AM

It is not evidence of a secret, enlightened order of higher-dimensional atlantean Chefs. It is evidence of the Roman empire.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 28, 2023 at 3:49 PM

Also are Minoan Exiles inherently communist or were they exiled for being Communist.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 28, 2023 at 3:50 PM

Okay claiming the Spaniards hate cows, I get. The Greeks, okay, the Minotaur myth is propaganda, sure. But what the fuck do Italians have against cows?
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Wormwitch · Mar 28, 2023 at 5:23 PM

When I grow up I want to be the sun.

ChelG · Mar 28, 2023 at 6:45 PM

Maybe start the human centipede of vaginal examination?
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Wingyl · Mar 29, 2023 at 7:36 PM

"which upset Grian so much he turned into an invasive mushroom. this is not a metaphor. "

ChelG · Mar 30, 2023 at 7:02 AM

He also wanted to be physically imposing, something like 6’6”, but the dm said the absolute tallest he could be was 5’ since he was a dwarf.
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ChelG · Mar 30, 2023 at 10:57 AM

Yeah, we "peacefully" committed arson.
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LadyNighteyes · Mar 30, 2023 at 3:51 PM

I'm not saying it's not a good idea; what I'm disputing is the insinuation that it isn't dumb.
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ChelG · Mar 30, 2023 at 6:29 PM

I was trying to figure out if they thought the costume helped the breeding process somehow but why would a crocodile make a hippo relax?
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ChelG · Mar 31, 2023 at 12:17 AM

honestly even if this is a troll/joke ask I fail to see the gotcha moment in “ha ha I look like an idiot”
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ChelG · Mar 31, 2023 at 1:50 AM

Well there’s only one solution for this problem. Replace all the sugar in food with cocaine.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 31, 2023 at 3:46 AM

Australia's foremost special forces, the Special Air Services test carefully for moral fiber, intelligence and honor. If a candidate shows any of the three, they are immediately rejected.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 31, 2023 at 3:47 AM

Created using a combination of cybernetics (the system science), cybernetics (the jamming of metal bits into people), genetic engineering, and arcane magics, the Mental Mainframes are the most powerful of the KGB psychics. The final step of their transformation involves a dark ritual to touch their soul to the infinite materialist power of Karl Marx himself, a harrowing and sometimes crippling process that involves reading the first chapter of Das Capital.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 31, 2023 at 3:56 AM

An agent of the Central Intelligence Agency who, through the ritual powers granted during the MKULTRA program, has sold their soul to Satanic forces. Though wielding dark and powerful magicks, floating a foot off the ground on a cloud of hellfire, they will not stop until they follow in the footsteps of Henry Kissinger and fully ascend to immortal demonhood.
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keltena · Mar 31, 2023 at 1:42 PM

My brother said:

"There was only one elevator", the less exciting version of "there was only one bed"
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LadyNighteyes · Mar 31, 2023 at 2:42 PM

okay but I have seen E-rated fic on AO3 tagged "Trapped in an elevator," though

ChelG · Mar 31, 2023 at 6:35 PM

but if that is how they draw their characters when they aren't naked, how much faith do you have that when the characters are naked it won't be hilarious
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keltena · Apr 1, 2023 at 6:06 PM

My brother said:

The more I learn about law, the more it sounds like JavaScript.
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PotteryWalrus · Apr 2, 2023 at 7:44 AM

"I'm about to scream so loud that my pronouns will become ban/shee."

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

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BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

ChelG Well-Known Member

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

ChelG Well-Known Member

ChelG Well-Known Member

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

ChelG Well-Known Member

ChelG Well-Known Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

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