Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Unless you're talking to a bird.

 

"Extremely reluctantly fixed the bug where you can make infinite teapots."

"Reading about hot sauce no longer teleports you to Fairyland."

"Prevented USB from infinitely replicating inventory."

"Prevented the octopus from resurrecting."

"The hell race prep screen no longer freaks out if you have a goblin engine."

"The lighthouse is now extremely findable."

"Old English is no longer a barrier to communication."

"Links should now open properly in a civilized browser."

"Asking your mom for help with feelings no longer breaks everything."

"Reuniting the haunted polycule is now a Kind act."

"Happiness no longer breaks the inventory."

game patch notes are just a fountain of weird

 

"By popular demand and because fictional programs are more compatible with Linux, Notepad++ is now Motepad++."

"Susan no longer appears to help you with general travel. She is in hell."

 

"I was super frustrated that I couldn't repair my AirPods using a Minecraft Anvil since I hadn't unlocked the crafting recipe yet in the Civ6 tech tree, and as a result I couldn't change the radio station in City Skylines."

 

"Pigs exist on my creative mode test world. [screenshot of minecraft pigs] In conclusion what the heck"

 

"May I ask why there is a charged creeper of all things, in my restaurant, selling ice cream sandwiches?"