Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

God's trying to flush me!

 

“Wal-Marts are the Kindergartens of humankind”
@swirlingflight

 

@Codeless

 

He was like the Daniel Day-Lewis of dogs.

 

"Theres even enough room left for pluto"
"There's enough room for pluto in my parent's cellar"

 

"just trap them in a bedrock cube with a couple hundred frogs. Best banhammer."

 

“I think a frog just ate me from behind”

 

"She is honestly the greatest author of our time, as proven by her ability to make me care about a man successfully catching a fish."

 

"Like a nightmare dressed up as a daydream."