Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

ChelG · May 6, 2023 at 3:30 PM

i love fredrik's way of organizing his bookmarks. "Dumb Shit" "Useful Shit" "Neopets"
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ChelG · May 6, 2023

I daresay there are men who can manage it, but usually when I hear someone say that a husband cooks I generally reckon it means he’s got a recipe for something expensive and he does it twice a year. And then leaves the pans in the sink ‘to soak’.
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So, after covering all work surfaces, dispose of the blowfish very carefully. Better yet, get someone else, perhaps someone you don't like very much but who doesn't owe you any money, to dispose of the blowfish. An incinerator would be an ideal place, provided the smoke is blowing in the direction of unnecessary people.
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keltena · May 6, 2023 at 7:50 PM

Keltena 今日 20:43
OKAY BUT if all RPF were about pigeon ladies with secret telepathic powers?

Keltena 今日 20:44
I might think the tinhatters were on to something!
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BaseDeltaZero · May 7, 2023 at 6:43 AM

Street racing is basically applied orbital mechanics when you think about it.
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VJ Wocky · May 7, 2023 at 7:48 PM

I think that if you get three dads you get a free existential crisis per month
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keltena · May 9, 2023 at 11:20 AM

My brother said:

Ain't no rule that says a dog can't play audio over Bluetooth.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 9, 2023 at 11:27 AM

And while Stan Lee didn’t have that good a fix on Magneto’s political ideology, he did have something that almost made up for it – a complete lack of understanding of how magnetism actually works.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 9, 2023 at 1:00 PM

Outraged that he’s been defeated by the equivalent of the Care Bear Stare, the Red Skull banishes his body-swapped nemesis to a Caribbean island that has been conquered and colonized by his Nazi boy band, the Exiles, who are best known for outlawing love
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BaseDeltaZero · May 9, 2023 at 2:35 PM

Carrying a bespoke embroidered meme in my pocket to throw at the feet of any woke moralist who insults my lady's honor, thus challenging them to a debate at dawn
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ChelG · May 9, 2023 at 8:02 PM

The existence of stupid people does not mean we should dumb down everything in existence to their level.
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ChelG · May 10, 2023 at 8:54 AM

ChelG · May 11, 2023 at 10:24 AM

Pizza Planet is not responsible for any accidents related to choking, food poisoning, or reckless driving, do not use Pizza Planet for sexual purposes, please eat responsibly.
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LadyNighteyes · May 11, 2023 at 5:02 PM

she twiddle my squelch till i end up abandoned and unidentified at a local museum
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Loq · May 11, 2023 at 7:33 PM

now im getting a message from Phrenology Shakira.
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Wingyl · May 12, 2023 at 5:56 AM

"I think spot loaders are the solution to almost any of your problems
[06:40]
And if it is not, try beans."

ChelG · May 12, 2023 at 6:11 PM

Most of the decisions regarding Peridot were made because it would be funny. Remember the “minor coded” discourse? Well now she’s 50 and divorced.
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ChelG · May 13, 2023 at 9:53 AM

jello actually helped food last longer, because the gelatin sheltered whatever ingredients were used from bacteria. So, naturally, you put a fish in it
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ChelG · May 13, 2023 at 2:03 PM

#the world needs more perfectly cubic environments just so we can see what messed-up wildlife adapts to it
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ChelG · May 13, 2023 at 3:03 PM

I mean, yes, he does use words like “derangerous” in it, but I listen to a band who tried to rhyme “plane” with “California”.
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VJ Wocky · May 14, 2023

These fuckers are only creative when it gets on my nerves.
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“Stop shit talking yourself before I friendship-no-jutsu your ass!”
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keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

ChelG Well-Known Member

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keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

VJ Wocky 36 Somnolent Void Seeks Perfection in Dissonance

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

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LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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