Out of context quotes thread

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  1. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

     
    Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015 at 10:43 AM
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  2. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Tsuris: how do you always come back to making damara depressing
    Me: because i'm FUCKING TRASH
    Tsuris: we were talking about fucking hentai holy shit acey
     
    Acey, Mar 3, 2015 at 12:32 PM
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  3. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors onion hydration

    One of my favourite tumblr posts i ever made (which has one note because people are boring):

    Side effects of being a werewolf
    Greater enthusiasm for rimming
     
    TwoBrokenMirrors, Mar 3, 2015 at 12:40 PM
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  4. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Me: Neutral Lunch Hotel?
    Jeremy: Haha, in my airoplane over the food
    Me: Hollandaise, 1945

    Also, most of this blog, which consists entirely of quotes from a Skype chat I'm in. Here are a few choice ones.

     
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    Acey, Mar 3, 2015 at 12:54 PM
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  5. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    I predict much crossposting between this and the badfic thread.
     
    Wiwaxia, Mar 10, 2015 at 12:35 AM
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  6. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    From an RP chat and re: religious fundamentalists.
     
    Starcrossedsky, Mar 10, 2015 at 12:58 AM
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  7. jpronghorn

    jpronghorn Member

    Emphasis added.

    Sometimes typos are genius.
     
    jpronghorn, Mar 10, 2015 at 11:33 AM
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  8. wes scripserat

    wes scripserat Hephaestus

    horny wizard-obsessed teenagers who have lots of sex.
     
    wes scripserat, Mar 10, 2015 at 11:41 AM
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  9. wixbloom

    wixbloom artcute

    "Sollux, don't eat my book!"
     
    wixbloom, Mar 10, 2015 at 11:48 AM
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  10. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Chloe:
    I'm not sure if it's true for me but I definitely cry more than 1 or 2 a month.
    Usually 3 or 4 but p close
     
    Acey, Mar 10, 2015 at 12:09 PM
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  11. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

     
    Wiwaxia, Mar 10, 2015 at 6:54 PM
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  12. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    (weird things come across my dash at times...)
     
    Starcrossedsky, Mar 11, 2015 at 3:56 AM
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  13. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    My dad is a goldmine of these.
     
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    Lazarae, Mar 11, 2015 at 4:41 AM
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  14. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    I appreciate the chalk-fart continuity.

    (Which itself is a good nominee for this thread.)
     
    Starcrossedsky, Mar 11, 2015 at 4:43 AM
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  15. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

     
    Wiwaxia, Mar 15, 2015 at 6:36 PM
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  16. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    Em: "Eyepatch pug is a liiarrrrrrrrr"
     
    emythos, Mar 16, 2015 at 3:21 PM
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  17. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    Screen Shot 2014-06-03 at 6.55.28 PM.png

    and also, from a comment on Prague Race: "I sense danger in that moth"
     
    strictly quadrilateral, Mar 19, 2015 at 2:32 PM
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  18. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    at the student lounge: [sulkily] i feel like a norweigian!

    this was in response to someone else saying they like sitting on the floor.
     
    budgie, Mar 20, 2015 at 1:10 PM
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  19. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

     
    Wiwaxia, Mar 21, 2015 at 1:36 AM
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  20. Acey

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    Acey, Mar 21, 2015 at 9:57 PM
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