Out of context quotes thread

Tsuris: how do you always come back to making damara depressing
Me: because i'm FUCKING TRASH
Tsuris: we were talking about fucking hentai holy shit acey

 

One of my favourite tumblr posts i ever made (which has one note because people are boring):

Side effects of being a werewolf
Greater enthusiasm for rimming

 

Me: Neutral Lunch Hotel?
Jeremy: Haha, in my airoplane over the food
Me: Hollandaise, 1945

Also, most of this blog, which consists entirely of quotes from a Skype chat I'm in. Here are a few choice ones.

 

I predict much crossposting between this and the badfic thread.

 

From an RP chat and re: religious fundamentalists.

 

Emphasis added.

Sometimes typos are genius.

 

horny wizard-obsessed teenagers who have lots of sex.

 

"Sollux, don't eat my book!"

 

Chloe:
I'm not sure if it's true for me but I definitely cry more than 1 or 2 a month.
Usually 3 or 4 but p close

 

(weird things come across my dash at times...)

 

My dad is a goldmine of these.

 

I appreciate the chalk-fart continuity.

(Which itself is a good nominee for this thread.)

 

Em: "Eyepatch pug is a liiarrrrrrrrr"

 

Spoiler: From my favorite commenter:

and also, from a comment on Prague Race: "I sense danger in that moth"

 

at the student lounge: [sulkily] i feel like a norweigian!

Spoiler: honestly the context doesn't shed much light

this was in response to someone else saying they like sitting on the floor.