Out of context quotes thread

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  1. OnnaStik

    OnnaStik Relatively nice for a bloodthirsty mercenary

    Michelle Obama recently outraged conservatives when she suggested that the scientific method might not be such a bad thing.
     
    OnnaStik, May 15, 2016 at 11:36 PM
    #1981
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  2. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "do you think soul poker counts as a date?"
     
    emythos, May 16, 2016 at 12:36 AM
    #1982
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  3. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Tell that to Steven.
     
    Acey, May 16, 2016 at 1:10 AM
    #1983
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  4. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
    Last edited: May 16, 2016
    Loq, May 16, 2016 at 8:06 PM
    #1984
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  5. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

    "I am apparently the entire cast of Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
     
    peripheral, May 16, 2016 at 9:03 PM
    #1985
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  6. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "Dogmeat is a good people-eating pupper."
     
    emythos, May 16, 2016 at 9:28 PM
    #1986
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  7. OnnaStik

    OnnaStik Relatively nice for a bloodthirsty mercenary

     
    OnnaStik, May 16, 2016 at 11:09 PM
    #1987
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  8. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

    @OnnaStik, that one sounds like it might be even better with the context. It reminds me of
     
    TheSeer, May 16, 2016 at 11:22 PM
    #1988
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  9. OnnaStik

    OnnaStik Relatively nice for a bloodthirsty mercenary

    @TheSeer
    It's from a thread on Captain Awkward about that thing some people do where they hit on people by complaining about their current significant other.
     
    OnnaStik, May 16, 2016 at 11:29 PM
    #1989
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  10. Socket

    Socket fuzzy tabletop goblin

    "The power of Mary Berry compels you!"
     
    Socket, May 17, 2016 at 2:14 AM
    #1990
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  11. Elaienar

    Elaienar "sorta spooky"

    "Don't jump your chickens before they're hatched."
     
    Elaienar, May 17, 2016 at 3:14 PM
    #1991
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  12. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
    LadyNighteyes, May 17, 2016 at 5:33 PM
    #1992
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  13. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, May 17, 2016 at 7:29 PM
    #1993
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  14. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

     
    unknownanonymous, May 17, 2016 at 7:35 PM
    #1994
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  15. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

    I Dont Get What His Fucking Problem With Cursing Is, Its A Perfectly Valid Form Of Expressing My Intense Platonic Hatred For Everything
     
    cleverThylacine, May 18, 2016 at 5:50 PM
    #1995
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  16. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

     
    Aviari, May 18, 2016 at 5:53 PM
    #1996
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  17. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

    "Deep sigh.
    Deep exasperated sigh."
    "Delta Epsilon Psi?"
    "Yes but less sarcastic."
     
    peripheral, May 18, 2016 at 5:56 PM
    #1997
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  18. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

    Popular? I wish that had lasted longer.
     
    cleverThylacine, May 18, 2016 at 5:56 PM
    #1998
  19. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    [6:33 PM] Artemecion: become a sex thing
    [6:33 PM] Artemecion: nobody will rob you out of cringe
    [6:33 PM] parp_blarp_marp_carp: just have like
    [6:33 PM] parp_blarp_marp_carp: harnesses and shit hanging from the ceiling in the living room
    [6:34 PM] Dr. Perish: Dildo fixture on the front door
    [6:34 PM] parp_blarp_marp_carp: *fixtureS
    [6:35 PM] parp_blarp_marp_carp: charge intruders while wearing a gimp mask and wielding a drilldo
    [6:36 PM] parp_blarp_marp_carp: Be the most horrifying neighbors in history
    [6:37 PM] Artemecion: paint your house in goth colors but then your creepy windvane is gonna be dicks
    [6:37 PM] Artemecion: no
    [6:37 PM] Artemecion: mounted vaginas
    [6:37 PM] Artemecion: in all four directions
    [6:38 PM] Artemecion: each slightly different
    [6:38 PM] Artemecion: representing the four directional creatures of chinese mythology
    [6:38 PM] Artemecion: cloaca for phoenix
    [6:38 PM] Dr. Perish: see
    [6:38 PM] Dr. Perish: the only problem
    [6:39 PM] Dr. Perish: is none of this helps avoid danger when you're out of your dildo and vagina fortress
    [6:39 PM] Artemecion: obviously
    [6:39 PM] Artemecion: you need to
    [6:39 PM] Artemecion: mount cloacas all over your clothes
    [6:39 PM] Artemecion: portable cloaca barrier
    [6:41 PM] parp_blarp_marp_carp: Dildo exoskeleton
    [6:41 PM] parp_blarp_marp_carp: Carry those iron-bar shackles and a riding crop everywhere
     
    LadyNighteyes, May 18, 2016 at 7:10 PM
    #1999
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  20. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    "pants party-gate scandal"

    boyfriend is in the middle of WoW guild drama, guild he is splitting from is called the pants party
     
    sirsparklepants, May 18, 2016 at 7:56 PM
    #2000
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