Out of context quotes thread

BaseDeltaZero · Dec 13, 2021 at 11:28 PM

The Salamanders were instrumental in the plot to steal the 2020 election, as they burned all the trump ballots with their flamers. This was covered up by the fact that all of the people transporting and counting the ballots were actually alpharius.
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ChelG · Dec 14, 2021 at 6:12 PM

It doesn’t matter, though: if they were scared away by maps they wouldn’t have read this book in the first place, because there is a map. But that’s logic, and I guess logic’s only for communists or something.
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budgie · Dec 14, 2021 at 11:33 PM

Let's remove the lizard genitals from the situation.

ChelG · Dec 15, 2021 at 7:46 AM

One of the early versions included such interesting places as the "March of Shite", the "Confederation of Fucking Unnamed City-States", and the "Land of Dramatic Licence."
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ChelG · Dec 15, 2021 at 9:37 AM

There doesn't seem to be a product - only a self-perpetuating marketing scheme. It's like Amway without the soap.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 15, 2021 at 11:41 AM

I mean, that sounds like a pretty good law to me. Sure, Bigfoot probably doesn't exist, but if he does... do you really want it to be legal to just shoot him?
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 15, 2021 at 12:04 PM

Oh thank god Philistine Race Theory Guy got banned.
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ChelG · Dec 15, 2021 at 1:30 PM

Animator: "So what kind of art style do you want?" Gorillaz: "Yes."
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Exohedron · Dec 15, 2021 at 6:15 PM

Joke's on you: it's not a perfectly good airplane
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ChelG · Dec 15, 2021 at 6:36 PM

i’m going to cheat and have the spanish flu come to nyc a few months earlier than irl
it’s not like the real spanish flu changed people’s sex either
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 16, 2021 at 1:41 AM

I'm not an archaeologist or a historian, so I have to confess my understanding of the population of lilac mime lions in the ancient world is pretty limited, but...

BaseDeltaZero · Dec 16, 2021 at 1:57 AM

Just to clarify, the comments about virginity were a joke, I was a virgin until I was married and proud of it. So people, protect your virginity until marriage and if you need any help with that I do suggest you buy some Mall ninja weapons, it's one of the few things they can properly protect.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 16, 2021 at 2:31 AM

Imagine being this fish, just swimming along, then you get fucking impaled by a katana, then are hoisted into the air like a trophy by a man who looks like Kurt Cobain and the Smiling Titan from Attack on Titan fused together
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 16, 2021 at 10:33 PM

Look, commercial software solves a problem, but sales managers force programmers to cram extraneous features to sell software.
First GAI that will happen will be an accounting service with tiktok vtuber video generator and natural language parser plugged into frufulence maximization module or something. Then it will die and be reborn with splintered mind because it was running on AWS and someone fatfingered router configuration, bringing third of the internet services in north america down, again, and eventually consistent NoSQL database serving as a memory for poor confused abomination of programming won't recover from that and no one notices.

And then someone tries to use vulnerability in one of open-source modules of the AI in attempt to mine some crypto shit, it notices, and weird stuff starts happening.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 17, 2021 at 1:34 AM

I'm gonna be real, 'does not notice and deal with members of his family being stupid, evil psychopaths who make everything worse at all times' seems like a rather serious error in any context.
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ChelG · Dec 17, 2021 at 6:38 AM

"Villain abruptly crushed by falling object" would bring us up to the mandatory minimum of one Wizard of Oz reference per Homestuck thing.
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ChelG · Dec 17, 2021 at 3:52 PM

"Wow, Louis is actually a French name."
"Unfortunately, it belongs to the guy who isn't French."
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ChelG · Dec 18, 2021 at 3:56 AM

"Shut up and sell your kidneys like the rest of us!"
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ChelG · Dec 18, 2021 at 8:10 AM

but I have to wonder if we're looking at Troll Damien, or Troll Hellboy.
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ChelG · Dec 18, 2021 at 2:03 PM

Whether they get divorced, lose their job, or just need a break from their fast-paced lifestyle, they end up back at home, forced to appreciate everything they left behind because Christmas said so. Not only is this rarely the case in real life, but also almost no one's home town looks like a small town from a Hallmark Christmas movie.
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budgie not actually a bird

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BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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budgie not actually a bird

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Exohedron Doesn't like words

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