Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
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  2. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Just kidding, this was exactly as weird with context.
     
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  3. IndigoRiffRaff

    IndigoRiffRaff FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

     
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  4. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "Perfect name for your smol daughter, who will grow up to be the terror of the seas."
     
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  5. Jojo

    Jojo Writin and fightin

    [teacher]: "Hey does anyone want this dog collar? I found it in the trash. It could also be used for a goat, if you have a goat and not a dog."

    i took the garbage collar for my dog
     
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  6. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "little old ladies are scary, and often anti-human"
    eventually I'm writing a story about selkies. including the grumpiest old lady seal ever.
     
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  7. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Person on Tumblr: "holy shit… but can you grapple a tornado"
    Me: "Yup."
     
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  8. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

     
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  9. oph

    oph There was a user here, but it's gone now

     
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  10. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

    IMG_20160523_200422.jpg
     
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  11. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

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  12. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    2016-05-23 21.07.29.jpg

     
    Last edited: May 23, 2016
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  13. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

     
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  14. eddie

    eddie ...

     
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  15. Carnivorous Moogle

    Carnivorous Moogle whose baby is this

     
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  16. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    gotta say i was expecting that to go in a slightly different direction
     
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  17. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    @IvyLB

     
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  18. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    "At least he will leave us a large amount of life insurance money which is all he really wanted anyways."
     
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  19. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    there is no context

    we just played telephone, going increasingly off topic with each response image
     
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  20. Ouija

    Ouija Nani the fuck?

    [5/23/2016 8:24:48 PM] mr clenches: immediately went 'he smelt fart'
    [5/23/2016 8:24:51 PM] mr clenches: and then stopped
     
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