Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler

There are characters in my favorite game that 1000% would apply to. :::PPP

 

Shit Choir Bro #1 Says, Part 8 of ???

Spoiler: context for the weak

Since yesterday was our last choir day before we take off for the summer, Choir Bro #1 snuck in party poppers for the choir to pop at the end of the service.

 

@Kit that doesn't even NEED any context...

 

"It should be a new meme. 'Describe your significant other as if they're a Dresden Files character.'"
also
"I'm kinkshaming God."

 

"I'm scared. I don't want Hello Kitty in my titties."

 

hello kitty titty committee

 

So, go on about how hot they are for so long that it starts to feel like the narrative's eyes are glued to their ass?
#tdf is my problematic fave #but goddamn it harry REIN IT IN

 

yes, exactly!

 

@Void FISH JAM

 

A: I shall require foodening before we leave.
G: As shall I?
A: Then we shall enfooden before we leave.

 

This sounds exactly like a conversation between me and my sibling.

 

What the fuck is that, and what does it do besides "annoy me because I don't know what it does"?

 

Spoiler

believe it or not, NOT nsfw. actually talking about coding tables.

 

@Kit "why didn't we get a non-carnivorous chair?"
@Anomal(eee) "because this one was free!"