Out of context quotes thread

@QuotableRaven i can't decide if its funnier if TNT is referring to the explosive, or to the neopets team (i think thats how they refer to the admins or w/e?)
explosive weed
or
...weedopets?

 

Don´t bathe in them either.

#spot the Jupiter Ascending trash

 

[Ten minutes of cannibalism jokes]

 

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My sister made a joke based around these literally tailored just for me and when I expressed how much I liked it she sent me this. IT ME, legit. Just add in "giant robots" and "David bowie" and "hockey" and you have a summary of Me As A Person. XP

 

(Sis was right, I came back after Doing Thing and started yelling about robots again.)

(...I feel like I should ping @TwoBrokenMirrors here because this was about their character.)

 

@sirsparklepants Well, you can't say that and then not tell us the joke...

 

yessssssssssssss
he will melt your teeth and give you diabetes, beware

 

Spoiler: context

I need to not be left alone in rock shops, I'll spend all my money on fish vertebrae and random shinies

 

Hoarding them is totally a plan!

 

iguanamouth didn't have a hoard of rocks, someone should rectify that.

 

I'm fairly certain she's swamped with dragon hoard commissions basically until forever. It might be in the queue somewhere already. :::PPP

 

probably.

 

@OnnaStik