Out of context quotes thread

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  1. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    @IvyLB : My mom put froth the notion that I could be in New Zealand. I don't even know anymore. This place has a burger king
     
    Lazarae, Jul 23, 2015 at 9:58 AM
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  2. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    "Well, the police took away that fuckdoll I made out of butter and shotgun shells, so that's out of the question."
     
    Aviari, Jul 23, 2015 at 7:24 PM
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  3. WithAnH

    WithAnH Space nerd

    "Everybody fill your pockets with marmots!"
     
    WithAnH, Jul 23, 2015 at 9:14 PM
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  4. prismaticvoid

    prismaticvoid Too Too Abstract

    "And I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore-
    Din afore? Semaphore? ...Macklemore?" -a very modern Major General
     
    prismaticvoid, Jul 25, 2015 at 12:54 AM
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  5. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    "the movie is mostly starring his pants"
     
    budgie, Jul 28, 2015 at 2:18 PM
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  6. Nertbugs

    Nertbugs Information Leafblower

     
    Nertbugs, Jul 28, 2015 at 5:05 PM
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  7. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Jul 28, 2015 at 5:47 PM
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  8. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

     
    Codeless, Jul 29, 2015 at 6:51 PM
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  9. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

     
    Codeless, Aug 1, 2015 at 7:53 PM
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  10. taxonomicAtrocity

    taxonomicAtrocity tA

     
    taxonomicAtrocity, Aug 2, 2015 at 3:39 PM
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  11. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

     
    Lazarae, Aug 2, 2015 at 4:09 PM
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  12. Mattias

    Mattias Well-Known Member

     
    Mattias, Aug 3, 2015 at 3:49 AM
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  13. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    "I MUST BECOME ONE WITH THE TABLE" - my friend, trying to become one with the table

    "It's the vikings! They're back, and they're in Madagascar now!"
     
    strictly quadrilateral, Aug 3, 2015 at 8:53 AM
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  14. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    [about herself] "that was sexy alana! sexy alana is obsessed with her nipples and uses the word dick unironically! she's not to be trusted!"
     
    budgie, Aug 4, 2015 at 5:29 PM
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  15. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Aug 4, 2015 at 11:02 PM
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  16. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

     
    Lazarae, Aug 5, 2015 at 1:48 AM
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  17. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    T: Plus how tf would you even get bulges to happen
    A: Tiny Whacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Men? And I've always seen it as Giant Prehensile Turboclit
    T: How in the living fuck do you make that happen
    A:Carefully.
    T: Some very advanced robotics. Tbh scrap the robotics thing. Let's not put too many moving metal parts near anyone's junk
    A: Introduction of actual banana slugs, recolored in post?
    T: YES! No slugs were harmed in the making of this film

    SFW Paraphrased Short Version:
    "Fuck it, we'll recolor the banana slugs in Post."
     
    Last edited: Aug 6, 2015
    Aviari, Aug 6, 2015 at 7:30 PM
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  18. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    (That whole thread is great for out of context quotes.)
     
    Lazarae, Aug 6, 2015 at 8:40 PM
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  19. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    The Brotagonist: mike huckabee can go mike fuckabee
     
    Acey, Aug 6, 2015 at 8:49 PM
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  20. a tiny mushroom

    a tiny mushroom the tiniest

    "Goats deserve an education too."
     
    a tiny mushroom, Aug 6, 2015 at 8:50 PM
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