Out of context quotes thread

"A tank? Where did you get a tank?"
"Walmart."

 

@Anomal(eee) :

"mind over matter!"
*sniffs*
"WILL OVER DANDER!"

 

No, I just got distracted by how soft my hair is...

 

[6/30/16, 10:24:06 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Cut all of your hair
[6/30/16, 10:24:09 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Be sleek like a seal
[6/30/16, 10:24:24 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: you would be. so aerodynamic

 

[6/30/16, 10:28:39 PM] Nick: Nick nodnod
[6/30/16, 10:29:07 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: I don't think thats what /me is for
[6/30/16, 10:29:13 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: I thought its for roleplaying
[6/30/16, 10:29:14 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Like
[6/30/16, 10:29:18 PM] Nick: what
[6/30/16, 10:29:30 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: Colonel Cupcakes giggles and nuzzles (name redacted) and meows and asks him for a recommendation for his future employer
[6/30/16, 10:29:37 PM] Nick: what the fuck

 

[8:18:43 PM] Derpyfishnoms: ok from right to left
[8:19:15 PM] Derpyfishnoms: game controller, ball of yarn, fish plushy

 

[10:35 PM] a: I wanna wield a nun attached to another nun via chains
[10:35 PM] a: nunchucks
[10:36 PM] b: I want to wield the void attached to the void via chains
[10:36 PM] b: Nonechucks
[10:37 PM] c: I want to wield bread attached to bread
[10:38 PM] c: Naanchucks

 

"Wood is a good building material, but an absolutely terrible food. Well, unless you're a termite."

 

"Because leaving my bloody car alone is what this government means by decent, civilized, behaviour"

 

"did (she) START with no tiddy or did she become a cyborg and go "get rid of my boobs k thnx"