Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: mildly nsfw

 

@furrylatula
dude, I think the skype name itself counts as an out of context quote

 

i know, that's 90% of the reason i included it.

 

Yes, this is his life. He really is in a big pale pile on the rose terrace under a grill with his wife, his sworn brother, and a thylacine.

 

"Like me, it screams in pain, but it works well." -me, about the recently fixed toilet

 

I HAVE BEEN OUTFLANKED BY HERMAN FUCKING MELVILLE AND HIS GAY-ASS WHALE SPERM

 

"Okay, I'll go back to my exile in the duck cage..."

 

Enzel: we are all alakazam
Enzel: grasping at spoons

 

Spoiler: nsfw

1 CRONUS: x please dont put your dick anywhere near my tiara.

 

I'm picturing the Rake the creepypasta monster. For the record.

 

Spoiler: rake context

My sister and I are securing the floor of a duck pen, which involves raking up the mulch to lay down mesh. The heavy rake we use for problem areas is about six inches too tall to stand upright in the pen, so every time we tried to switch directions it would get stuck in the ceiling mesh :P

 

Spoiler: eating children, squick

I thought he was just stealing kids, I didn't think he was reaching into ladies' vajoos to chow down on fetuses!

 

Spoiler: Cannibalism

anyone who doesnt eat human flesh is now a heretic

 

"But before he was a guitar, he was a very remarkable man."

 

"I can only pay you in live grenades"