Out of context quotes thread

Magma Admin Courtney: oh did pearl go to namco high too

 

From here

 

[1:59:11 PM] @michinyo || Brittany: Your mom is named babycat?

 

"They should have a joust, not a twitter war!"

Spoiler: a conversation from camp, i was not involved

this woman: "So I couldn't get under the door, because my boobs were too big."
her husband, i think: "Wait, aren't boobs squishy? couldn't you have just, gone in one by one?"
this other guy: "yeah! haven't you seen enough, uh - "
everyone else in the area: "don't say it"
the other guy: "Picasso!"

 

@ADigitalMagician - Today 6:01 PM
> High Concept: Rocket Raccoon with Mommy Issues.

 

"I have an idea: how about we do a four player game, me as a paladin, [friend A] as a mailman, and [friend B] as a furry, and we be trapped in a McDonalds and we go from there"

 

"your words say DnD, but your emoticon eyes say orgy"

 

me: "So what's the plan?"
friend: "We eat more plums."
me: "And after that?"
friend: "We eat more plums."
me: *sighs* "And after we've exhausted the plum supply, what then?"

 

"That is some quality floof."

 

"ABORTIONS ARE A THING, STEVE"

 

"What's the lemon stealing whores of ashen porn?"

 

"Since when were the Furies magical girl prostitutes?"

 

"Diplomacy got me kidnapped!"