Out of context quotes thread

[7/14/16, 11:37:06 PM] name redacted: Tombstone shaped like tits of course

 

"Could they write you a prescription for a haircut while you were in there?"
"Heh. 'And while you're at it, that mullet is really not working for you.'"

 

(squints) is the context barber-surgeons

 

@blue got it in one

 

[7/15/16, 1:41:45 AM] Petra: maybe they're happy like this
[7/15/16, 1:41:59 AM] Petra: who am i to deny them their weird hive mind existance if it's what they want, Nick

 

@IvyLB @Morven

 

@OnnaStik ... is it from sawbones? because it sounds familiar and I can't put my finger on why

 

yep

 

Not sure if it fits this thread, but 2016 has been incredibly weird.

 

Is 2016 real? I am genuinely not sure.

 

This is clearly the worst year to dissociate in. :P

 

understatement of a lifetime.

 

A friend of mine recently described 2016 as "a Monty Python skit written by an abused chatbot."

 

that does sound about right.

 

[7/15/16, 11:06:10 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: Cheerios need to calm down because they are not fixing that divorce rate

 

nice

 

Spoiler: nsfw