Out of context quotes thread

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@IvyLB: on the other hand the ship is full of like random people who would veto the symbiotic twin star dance of two internally codependant clusterfucks becoming codependent with eachother

 

I've figured it out. You are the reason G-d gave me two middle fingers on each hand.

 

OH OH OH shot me shot me! I want a new gun and I blew my gun budget on chimichangas

 

"According to capitalism, only rich people can kill monsters."

 

...Recettear? :::PPP

 

More like silver bullets.

 

my boyfriend: "which one of these shirts makes me look more like a twink? this one or this one?"

 

do out of context roleplay gifs count as quotes

 

Spoiler: possibly squicky re: preganancy, babies, medical stuff

emergency magic medieval caesarean section

@TwoBrokenMirrors

 

roommate: "Are you forming a caregiver bond with my tequila?"

 

OH MY GAWD I CAN'T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING

(why is Deadpool Time and Ford Light?)

 

because it would have taken way more time and effort to actually draw them into the picture. so i just put their heads on top

(it's a panel edit)