Out of context quotes thread

"are you asking if I'm offended that you eat bears"

 

@blue in the DA2 stream:

 

"Just having a long romantic moment with a dead person."

 

[7/19/16, 12:11:21 AM] b: I just caught a 568 pigeotto from my bed!
[7/19/16, 12:11:24 AM] b: i thought fuck it
[7/19/16, 12:11:27 AM] b: and evolved it
[7/19/16, 12:11:33 AM] b: now i have a 987 pidgeot :D
[7/19/16, 12:11:40 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: u fuckin pidgit
[7/19/16, 12:11:47 AM] Nick: cupcakes no
[7/19/16, 12:11:58 AM] b: but i want cupcakes
[7/19/16, 12:12:08 AM] b: its the only reason i have to live
[7/19/16, 12:12:17 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: Damn now if u teach that pidgeot fly, i heard it can actually fly u places irl
[7/19/16, 12:12:24 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: that virtual reality is too real
[7/19/16, 12:12:30 AM] b: yo that's crazy
[7/19/16, 12:12:34 AM] b: i heard that's its like
[7/19/16, 12:12:36 AM] b: super sketch
[7/19/16, 12:12:42 AM] b: cuz when you press the fly button
[7/19/16, 12:12:46 AM] b: someone from google knocks you out
[7/19/16, 12:12:50 AM] Nick: what
[7/19/16, 12:12:53 AM] b: and carries you there
[7/19/16, 12:13:02 AM] b: and then they set all the clocks back
[7/19/16, 12:13:06 AM] b: so its like you teleported
[7/19/16, 12:13:09 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: Oh yeah Google has had some budget cuts on some of their more recent projects
[7/19/16, 12:13:42 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: oh, like that initiative to capture Bostonians and harvest their brains to make a new supercomputer that will be quote "the best goddamn search engine ever"
[7/19/16, 12:13:53 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: I don't like google when they do that ._.
[7/19/16, 12:13:57 AM] Nick: i dont either
[7/19/16, 12:14:02 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: super sketch
[7/19/16, 12:14:20 AM] b: LOOK
[7/19/16, 12:14:23 AM] b: UP IN THE SKY
[7/19/16, 12:14:27 AM] b: ITS A BIRD
[7/19/16, 12:14:30 AM] b: ITS MISINFORMATION
[7/19/16, 12:14:32 AM] b: NO ITS
[7/19/16, 12:14:33 AM] b: ITS
[7/19/16, 12:14:40 AM] b: On 7/19/16, at 12:14 AM, Colonel Cupcakes wrote:
> super sketch

 

Spoiler: nsfw, sin

@Void : yeah she's gonna yiff my hot butt and i'm not even mad about it

 

Spoiler: spoilers for today's episode of steven universe

 

"If your sister wants your glove/dress/shoes/boyfriend, just give it to her. You'll avoid the harp made of bones part."

 

*was listening to that sort of song earlier*

 

And I was reading a tumblr post about that sort of folk song earlier!

 

[7/20/16, 1:28:22 AM] Nick: now stop talking a moment, i wanna cut this guy's tongue out