Out of context quotes thread

"He has a neck, so he’s presumably credible." - Seebs

"Gilgamesh was the original Bro." - a friend of mine

 

"I cannot believe we are considering making deals with true fae just to get a fucking panda."

EDIT:
"Yeah, we can just say we found a secret population of mutant pandas in New York."
"What, were they living in the sewer and eating pizza?"

 

"... I should probably ask before I snapchat you naked anime girls"

 

"My ear tastes soapy."

 

A partially out of context quote:

 

"Will you two stop being reasonable and just hatefuck already?!"

 

"Also, feed your plant a vicar. It's good for the soul"

 

"i just realized the thing with your last name phonetically includes boob tube"

 

Shit Choir Bro Says, part 2 of ???:

(background: the two passengers in the car were another tenor we pick up on the way to church because he's no longer comfortable driving at night and who made some concerned noises about visibility as we approached an intersection, and me, who can't legally drive without a licensed operator over 21 riding shotgun until I pass my road test in fucking October and who I might add SAID NOTHING.)

 

"I'm befriending the tigers (letting them attack people and such), and, for some "inexplicable" reason, I'm losing legitimacy as a result"

"you have obviously never really fucked a piece of fruit"

" They'd never expect us to firebomb ourselves
So we'll have the element of surprise on our side"

"I love to go motorboating with a car battery perched on the edge of the boat just taking in the spray
it's my favorite way to be terminally electrocuted"

"a murderer who has a presence on Skype, and, for some reason, Google plus"

 

(On FB chat)
'Gonna poo in the shop.'
'*pop'

 

"they were like 'here, product of a shit ton of years of research and possibly billions of dollars, have the shittiest wig we found at the dollar tree' "