Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: nsfw implied

 

Spoiler: Long bit of prose

 

I said plane, not helicopter :P

(If the joke was, in fact, Transformers and not the helicopter creep himself-- yes, welcome to the Sin Bin, we have beautiful size differences and also an 18+ RP over in Galley's Turn :P In which the answer to "who's fucking the plane" is "pretty much everyone".)

Spoiler: Actual For Real Context

Aunt somehow got the idea in her head that Guy Friend has a thing for me. Guy Friend is strictly into other guys and not closeted at all, I'm AFAB-nb and not interested in him, and both of us are so completely confused by this we just kind of started laughing helplessly when Sister relayed Aunt's weird assumption.

 

Spoiler: nsfwish

Spoiler: context

context was explaining part of why so many people are interpreting the pokemon go team leaders as lesbians: because we think they're hot and want them to be interested in us

 

I had never thought of this before and now I approve

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

Spoiler: context

I can't help much with context actually, Older Bro's playing some video game in the next room and is presumably sassing his friends over Teamspeak.

 

A collection from the past week or so, featuring me, @Kishona, and @Neurogabu.

“Hey Ingrid, you wanna go on that road trip of every Red Lobster in the Chicago area?”

“SMOKIN' A JOINT, THAT COSTS SOMETHIN'”

“Before you make a decision, ask yourself: is it cool? Is it hot? Is it gay? If you didn't say 'yes' to any of those questions, DON'T DO IT.”

“I love those little tasty pink water bugs.”

“I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS YOU WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT BAGEL BITES AND THEN THIS HAPPENS”

“We memed so hard I almost choked on my burrito!”

“I'd second-base THAT mermaid.”

“I love this big plant. I'm so excited to meet a big plant.”

“I just realized that there's actually a chance that Ronaldo's gotten laid.”

“Oh, but she hasn't stolen John Linnell's dirty coffee cups in YEARS!”

“VORE. WHAT. YOU. LOVE.”

 

EDIT: friend's reaction:

 

"remember the good old days, ten minutes ago, when i thought this was a prank?"

 

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