Out of context quotes thread

and the words that fill every creator with pure horror:

 

~ tangle buddies ~

 

thanks i'm stealing that for the au name

 

I'm so glad. :')

 

Spoiler: vaguely nsfw

an angel peed in my mouth

Spoiler: context

yep, it's die antwoord.

 

“Quick! We need someplace to hide the artifact. And then decoys to confuse the beast! What have we got?”
“… I’ve got a hundred plastic bags stuffed into another plastic bag.”
“PERFECT.”

(from this golden tumblr post)

 

Spoiler: vaguely nsfw

 

how is that any different from normal Mulder *is shot*

 

^i watched seven seasons of the x files and can confirm

 

I am entirely blaming you on the fact that I can't get that fic idea out of my head now.
My two biggest fandoms.
One ridiculous premise.
How could you.

 

imagine the speeches that bilbo vantas would make

 

why are you doing this to me

 

maryam brandybuck

 

*dying noises offstage*

 

strider