Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: NSFW

 

"YOU JUST SHOVED THE KEY INTO YOUR SECURITY GUARD?!"

 

Spoiler: Context

(Courtesy of me watching lots of TFP recently)
Also yes, some are more obviously transformers than others :P

"Shoot something. Make something go boom"
"Red energon is just robot coffee"
"Let's go deep inside... Deep inside the mind of a slimy little git"
"Western style showdown between a prideful lil shit of a sports car and a mute futuristic dude with tentacle arms. ... Nice"
"Giant ambulance hiding behind a rock from a guy looking for a bird is my asthetic"
"These are smart bugs. I'm impressed."
"*Casually climbs a person*"
"*Falls off a 50f+ drop onto solid ice* *gets up like it was no big deal*"
"Scientists are baffled when the apocalypse stops within 2 seconds globally"
"I don't think it's the ground bridge power supply key. I think it's a backup copy of his brain"

 

@Carnivorous Moogle "GONNA PUFF MY CHEEKS REAL HARD AT SOME OF THESE CLOUDS, I GOT UR BACK MAN"

 

@Loq accurate

 

"my backyard is full of nagekis"
and
"so, clearly at some point in our lives I need to obtain cat lingerie."

 

(does this count as an out of context image)

 

Well, it's true. :::PPP

 

Why is there a pyramid next to the Dairy Queen???

 

"I'm illegally blonde"

"Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Helsinki"

 

"Why did you wake me up? We were just about to find the fountain of youth."

 

@LadyNighteyes and also @jacktrash i'd like to like that multiple times

 

*@asynch and I both look at each other, wide-eyed, point at each other, and say simultaneously*
"bipinnately compound mid-level Decepticon"