Out of context quotes thread

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  1. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "Hey, (Name), if I bake cookies will you kidnap that boss?"
     
    emythos, Aug 27, 2015 at 10:30 PM
    #281
  2. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    "Bard appears atop the mountain, cape rippling majestically, and delivers literally crippling insult."
     
    Aviari, Aug 28, 2015 at 7:44 PM
    #282
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  3. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    "Yeah, nah, that's the charge for urgent delivery. If they just send it you don't have to pay, but if you need it right NOW they can send a crackhead in hangglider..."
     
    Lazarae, Aug 28, 2015 at 8:39 PM
    #283
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  4. taxonomicAtrocity

    taxonomicAtrocity tA

     
    taxonomicAtrocity, Aug 28, 2015 at 10:47 PM
    #284
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  5. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

     
    Aviari, Aug 29, 2015 at 2:23 PM
    #285
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  6. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Aug 29, 2015 at 10:53 PM
    #286
  7. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

     
    Codeless, Aug 29, 2015 at 10:58 PM
    #287
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  8. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

     
    Codeless, Aug 29, 2015 at 10:59 PM
    #288
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  9. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    "STOP TWERKING BACON"
     
    Lazarae, Aug 29, 2015 at 11:33 PM
    #289
  10. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    "I WILL CONSUME THE PLANET AND I WILL DO IT PROPERLY CLOTHED"
     
    Starcrossedsky, Sep 1, 2015 at 6:42 PM
    #290
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  11. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    "Only you can prevent forest fires
    But are you preventing the fires?
    No.
    You're here talking about pasta
    Go home, smoky bear"
     
    strictly quadrilateral, Sep 1, 2015 at 7:29 PM
    #291
  12. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

     
    Lazarae, Sep 2, 2015 at 10:21 PM
    #292
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  13. NumiTuziNeru

    NumiTuziNeru @#$%?

     
    NumiTuziNeru, Sep 3, 2015 at 10:39 AM
    #293
  14. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "I got stuck in traffic today. The traffic was geese. Fuck geese."
     
    emythos, Sep 3, 2015 at 11:21 AM
    #294
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  15. sicklyprince

    sicklyprince giant androgynous glam monster

    "he bitty off my titty!"

    (id like to assure everyone that no titties were, in fact, bitten off.)
     
    sicklyprince, Sep 4, 2015 at 12:02 AM
    #295
  16. Nertbugs

    Nertbugs Information Leafblower

    'To be honest, you've never experienced true theatre unless you've watched a guy on all fours on a chaise lounge, screaming "A LEDGER?!" in to the upholstery, repeatedly, for five minutes straight.'
     
    Nertbugs, Sep 4, 2015 at 4:08 AM
    #296
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  17. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

     
    Lazarae, Sep 5, 2015 at 10:15 PM
    #297
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  18. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "My car would be the bittiest transformer. teeny baby robot. so smol."
     
    emythos, Sep 5, 2015 at 10:19 PM
    #298
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  19. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    <Character>: (stirring shit up and apparently unhinged from time)
     
    Aviari, Sep 5, 2015 at 10:55 PM
    #299
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  20. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    "That is an absurdly large poop."
     
    Aviari, Sep 6, 2015 at 7:56 AM
    #300
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