Out of context quotes thread

[8/18/16, 9:39:19 AM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: SHE DESTROYED THE WORLD
[8/18/16, 9:39:30 AM] smol cuttle: fjdhdh wE ALL MAKE MISTAKES JOHN

 

this is probably wildly inaccurate, but lemme guess, it's fun: Condesce?

 

close, meenah.

 

Spoiler: nsfw text

"Is it gay to suck your own dick?"
"Well, it depends on the circumstances."
"THERE'S NOT A LOT OF CIRCUMSTANCES YOU'D SUCK YOUR OWN DICK UNDER"

 

On 8/17/16, at 12:29 PM, JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN wrote:
> now who wants to draw us with our collective tiddy out

 

"See I have sleep induced time travel syndrome."

 

Dammit, I was about to post that one here. :::PPP

 

Spoiler: context

 

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

 

i initially parsed "jumped" as meaning something like "mugged" there, not literally jumped :P

 

Aaand because of the general tone of this thread I read it as "had sex with."

 

;)

Either idea is pretty intimidating.

 

If there's not moose shapeshifter erotica on Amazon already, there probably will be shortly now that you mentioned it and collapsed the waveform.

 

Spoiler: nsfw

You'll be happy(?) to hear...

 

I wish I was surprised.

 

"nippppples
i have at the base of my skull"

 

[8/19/16, 12:14:04 AM] VE: do not eat the oven
[8/19/16, 12:14:37 AM] SHOOBEDOOPBOPBOPBA-A-AHH (April): what i do in the privacy of my own kitchen is nobody's business,
[8/19/16, 12:15:41 AM] VE: Well if it sets your innards on fire you might have a problem that smells like burning
[8/19/16, 12:16:43 AM] SHOOBEDOOPBOPBOPBA-A-AHH (April): what i do in the privacy of my own ER room is nobody's business,

 

[8/18/16, 9:20:49 PM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: cronus is……………straight
[8/18/16, 9:21:04 PM] not real food: thats not discourse
[8/18/16, 9:21:24 PM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: cronus is……………………………………….a furry