Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: mildly nsfw

[1] CRONUS: *He spreads his arms, staggering a step back.* EVWERYONE. evweryone. the UNIVWERSE is my hate crush. ill pitchfuck a GALAXY.

 

You might want to see a doctor about that.

 

Spoiler: famous last words

[1] CRONUS: FUCK common sense, i havwe a boner.

 

On 8/19/16, at 1:51 PM, JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN wrote:
> are you suggesting that feferi is a nudist

 

CALLOUT POST FOR FEFERI PEIXES:

• SHIPS DUALWHALE
• A VERY PROBLEMATIC SHIP
• SERIOUSLY FINS GOTTA BE STOPPED SOMEHOW

 

STOP DENYING THEIR LOVE YOU WHALEPHOBE

 

"With both our characters being cats, and unwilling to do math for prices if someone else was around to do it,"

 

My out-of-context quote is just two words.

 

: ( spoilers

 

"That's not a garage, that's a murdershed."

"That's why I'm eating a raw pickle."

 

.....trying to imagine what pickles have to do with murder sheds. (Separate quotes?:

 

Spoiler: Nsfw

"I have made many mistakes in my life, but I don't think any of them are quite as colossal as accidentally convincing your alien boyfriend that you won't flavor his buns with your mayo unless he imitates popular tv chef and Antichrist Guy Fieri."

 

I don't have to pee, but I will for you!

Spoiler: Context

Little sis at super sketchy campground bathroom that neither of us wanted to go into

 

@swirlingflight Yeah, two separate quotes.

 

Not sure if disappointed.