Out of context quotes thread

"He is a respectable scientist. He works in a museum. He has glasses."

 

im sorry for doubleposting but

Spoiler: gif

 

"It's true! And I'd say it to zucchini's face if it was here."
"I don't think it could say anything to that."
"Well, yeah, it is a plant."

 

On 8/22/16, at 10:51 AM, irl luvdisc wrote:
> this is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield ahab's crosshairs,

 

"Yoga, a terrifying elder god."
in reference to a quote in here a ways back

 

[8/22/16, 5:02:47 PM] 800 Apple Scented Hookers ,: :33 < im 13 and heavily traumatized
[8/22/16, 5:02:58 PM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: were all 13 and heavily traumatized

 

You are probably too young for Animorphs, but that exchange is so very Animorphs.

 

that is a defeatist attitude. no one is too young for Animorphs. I'm only three years older than furrylatula and I sure as hell am not too young for Animorphs! :P

 

"You're conventionally attractive. Of course I'm not going to remember your name."

 

[11:16:49 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: here have a free colonoscopy, asshole

 

Spoiler: nsfw

On 8/22/16, at 11:44 PM, irl luvdisc wrote:
> He Just Wants To Fuck The Legy