Out of context quotes thread

Beer does not a tequila make.

 

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[8/25/16, 2:12:59 PM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: he dies naked and sticky
[8/25/16, 2:13:07 PM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: like like he came into this world

 

@BlackholeKG: Ah yes, the anal insertion theorem

 

On 8/25/16, at 10:02 PM, JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN wrote:
> dont scroll up past the nuts song its discourse

 

[8/26/16, 3:04:34 AM] Mek: One day Boston and San Francisco will meet and have to fight for dominance

 

"--so as you can see, she didn't get constellated."
"She got continent-ated."

 

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Europa from Greek mythology?

 

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Yup, we were making the distinction between her and Io. I think the conversations went angels have lots of eyes > there was that guy in Greek mythology who had lots of eyes > he was guarding that woman who got turned into a cow > wasn't that Europa > clarification that Europa was carried off by a bull and had a continent named after her, whereas Io was turned into a cow and then a constellation.

 

Then they both got mooned.

 

On 8/26/16, at 3:54 AM, a cuttlefish wrote:
> SEEBSPHOBIA IS REAL

 

On 8/26/16, at 10:24 AM, JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN wrote:
> THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES BUT THEY STILL DONT GET CRONUS LAID

 

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[8/26/16, 10:27:26 AM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: dont kinkshame me
[8/26/16, 10:27:35 AM] erika: she'd look like a dA fetish art piece
[8/26/16, 10:27:40 AM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: DONT KINKSHAME ME

 

"Two Hagans? I have the weirdest boner right now."

 

On 8/26/16, at 1:53 PM, JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN wrote:
> BUTT MACHINE BOYS IS WHOLESOME ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY